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Trump To Spend Day Watching ‘Twister’
EAGER not to sound like a fucking idiot when talking about the category 5 hurricane currently bearing down on the ... -
Johnson Calls In Plumber To Fix Backstop
ARRIVING at number ten carrying only a toolbox and a Wavin pipe, London plumber Mark Willington was ushered in by officials at the ... -
Everywhere Mike Pence Should Visit On His Next Trip To Ireland
US VICE-PRESIDENT and homophobe-in-chief is set to visit Ireland in early September, and will no doubt receive a disappointingly warm ... -
A Complete Collection Of European Stereotypes
WITH economic uncertainties, the rise of far right nationalism, the dawn of Brexit, and Putin’s meddling, the European Union has ... -
Britain On Track To Fuck Ireland Over Again
DISREGARDING hundreds of years oppression, famine and general cruelty towards the island of Ireland, the British political establishment peeled back its ... -
“You Say ‘Dictatorship’ Like It’s A Bad Thing”
REPEATING the buzzwords he has used since taking office British prime minister Boris Johnson has pleaded with the British public ... -
“I Had No Knowledge Notorious Paedophile Was Notorious Paedophile”
BRITAIN’S Prince Andrew has issued a statement in relation to Jeffrey Epstein, saying “I had no knowledge that the notorious paedophile ... -
‘God Save The Queen’ To Be Replaced By ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Theme
PREPARATIONS are underway for the changes that will be required to outward-facing Britishness such as anthems and flags ahead of ... -
In Shocking Twist Media Falls For Trump’s Bullshit Again
IN A SERIES of events no one could have possibly predicted, the media has yet again decided to report nothing ... -
7 Boris Johnson Solutions To The Backstop Rejected By The EU
Today British prime minister Boris Johnson is floating the idea of Ireland leaving EU rules, laws and regulations temporarily to ...