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Labour Stock Up On Arse Pads To Avoid Damage From Door On Way Out
THE 37 members of the Labour party who currently hold seats in the Dáil have begun raising funds for high-strength ... -
Media Invoice Government For Time Dedicated To Criticising Sinn Féin
THE IRISH media is set for a huge windfall after sending off thousands of invoices to the coalition government for ... -
Political Parties Confirm Mental Health Is Their 1,234th Priority
AFTER much soul searching due to the recent swell of publicity garnered by mental health campaigners and organisations, the four ... -
Local Man Afraid To Tell Anyone He’s Voting Fine Gael
A WATERFORD city resident has revealed to WWN, under the condition we maintain his anonymity, that he lives in fears ... -
‘Recovery’ To Be Expanded To Rural Towns By 2065
WHILE on the campaign trail today a number of coalition ministers confirmed that the much heralded economic recovery currently happening ... -
Gerry Adams Proves Economic Policy Doubters Wrong By Winning €10 On Scratchcard
ANY lingering doubts about Sinn Féin’s economic policies have evaporated after the party’s leader Gerry Adams revealed his recent scratchcard ... -
Commuter Settles On Electoral Candidate After Seeing 783rd Identical Poster
A PREVIOUSLY undecided voter has settled on his candidate of choice for the forthcoming general election, after driving past the ... -
5 Best Election Goodies Handed Out By Politicians
FINE Gael Wicklow hopeful Simon Harris raised eyebrows recently by distributing personalised handwipes promising a “refreshing future for Wicklow”. However, people ...
