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Kenny Receives Three Penalty Points For Reckless U-Turn
CURRENT Taoiseach Enda Kenny has been slapped with three penalty points and an 80 euro on-the-spot fine after pulling a ... -
Mummified Remains Of Election Count Staff Found After 19th Count
AN INVESTIGATION is underway after the bodies of 39 counting staff were found mummified at their desks in a midlands ... -
“Read Me The One About The Boy Who Became Taoiseach” Asks Jack Chambers Every Night
NEWLY-elected TD Jack Chambers is refusing to go to sleep at night until one of his Fianna Fáil handlers reads ... -
Outgoing Labour & Fine Gael TDs Told There’s Always JobBridge
HIGH profile Labour and Fine Gael casualties of the 2016 general election have been inundated with correspondents from thoughtful members ... -
RTÉ Hire More Translators Following Healy-Rae Double Victory
AFTER being forced to admit that the Healy-Rae brothers are two of the most popular politicians in Ireland following a ... -
We Spent The Weekend Counting Votes, And Here’s What We Learned
HOPING to gain some insight into the mindset of the Irish people during an election, WWN volunteered to tally votes ... -
Abortion Referendum Postponed Until Never
ANY hint or chance of a referendum on abortion has been postponed indefinitely following the election of countless socially conservative ... -
Nation To Get The Government It Deserves
WITH the majority of votes counted and seats filled in the 2016 general election, the Nation is trying to make ... -
“You’ll Always Be My Taoiseach” Ted Tells Adams
IN a secluded corner of a Louth counting centre, a sad and moving election moment unfolded between Sinn Féin president ... -
Burton Catches Taoiseach Texting Martin
LEADER of the Labour party Joan Burton is reportedly being consoled by fellow party members this morning after walking in ...
