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“Fuck Sake,” Confirms Nation After Seeing Election Exit Polls
AFTER catching sight of the thousands of exit polls now flooding news and TV outlets, the Nation has collectively let ... -
Public Disappointed That Hung Dáil Doesn’t Mean What They Think It Means
THE Irish people were today told to temper their excitement, as news agencies were forced to issue statements clarifying that ... -
Polling Stations In National Schools Only Open To Catholic Voters
THOUSANDS of voters will today be forced to travel up to 30 miles out of their way to find a ... -
Islanders Think They’re Fucking Great Voting A Day Early
VOTING in the 2016 General Election has already begun for thousands of smug islanders off the coast of Ireland. Residents ... -
Nation Decides To Just Solve Mental Health Crisis Itself
AFTER failing to reach out to those in positions of power who could actually improve mental health services in Ireland, ... -
Fine Gael Unveil Giant ‘Gerry Was In The Ra’ Posters As Election Turns Nasty
THE underhanded campaign tactics used by all major parties running in the election have reached their bitter worst today as ... -
Sinn Féin Debate Whether To Get Gerry Adams A Gold Watch Or A Carriage Clock
AS polling day draws near for the 2016 general election, Sinn Féin have called an emergency meeting to determine whether ... -
Leader Profiles: Enda Kenny & Gerry Adams
HOT on the heels of this evening’s final leaders debate, we bring you, the voters, a definitive guide to Fine ... -
We Asked WWN Readers Who They’re Voting For… The Answers Were Interesting
“Enda Kenny doesn’t look like a man who knows the first bloody damned thing about how to cut up a ... -
James Bannon Insists He Was Just Minding Sinn Féin’s Leaflets
FINE Gael TD James Bannon has refuted any claims of wrongdoing surrounding an incident in his Longford-Westmeath constituency last night, ...
