Islanders Think They’re Fucking Great Voting A Day Early

VOTING in the 2016 General Election has already begun for thousands of smug islanders off the coast of Ireland.

Residents of a dozen or so islands off the coast of Donegal, Galway and Mayo began casting their ballots this morning, lording it over the remainder of the Nation who won’t get to the polls until tomorrow.

“They think they’re fucking great.” pointed out one mainlander, who was too upset to say anything else.

Island dwellers traditionally vote a day ahead of everyone else, to prevent their votes being delayed from reaching the mainland due to bad weather, thus holding up the count.

However, this tradition is now outdated following the invention of things like telephones, meaning that islanders are only voting early so they can feel like big-shots while the rest of the population waits around.

“Ah yeah, great to have the aul voting over and done with, isn’t it?” said one Arranmore native. “You know, just got up today, went down to the polling station and had a good hard vote. Great stuff altogether. I’d hate to have to wait another 24 hours to vote, that would be terrible altogether. Imagine! Having to wait that long to vote! I feel so bad for anyone that hasn’t voted yet”.

As the islands continue to have their say in the 2016 general election, the rest of the Nation are praying to God for a good big storm to hit the Atlantic coast.