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Foolproof Guide To Taking A Dump On A Date & Getting Away With It
A RECENT story revolving around a Tinder date, a massive shit and a woman becoming trapped in a window has ... -
Kate Middleton’s Womb Granted Restraining Order Against Daily Mail
IN harrowing testimony, read out by legal representatives of the womb, it was revealed that several Daily Mail journalists had ... -
Designer Responsible For The Seat Upholstery On The DART Is Finally Arrested
INTERPOL agents in Antwerp have confirmed the arrest of designer Warren ‘Eyesore’ Enright today after a two decade long manhunt ... -
Hurricane Irma To Become More Important The Closer It Gets To The US
THE severity and importance of Hurricane Irma is set to rise as it approaches a land mass, known as North America, ... -
“He Can Stick It In A Bag Of Mince After This” Insists Duchess Of Cambridge
WITH her hair held back by a specially appointed royal Corgi as she kneels slumped over a solid ivory toilet ... -
McGregorism: Inside Ireland’s Newest & Fastest Growing Religion
McGregorism, a keenly observed set of religious dogma, took root only as recently as 2013 but is already Ireland’s fastest ... -
Residents Oppose Appearance Of Wanderly Wagon
“WE have nothing against the occupants of the Wanderly Wagon, said one resident of an affluent Waterford housing estate earlier ... -
Mayo GAA Fans Now On 1,378th Decade Of Rosary
THE entire county of Mayo has just entered their 1,378th decade of the rosary ahead of the All-Ireland Senior Football ... -
Doctors Baffled As Dublin Man Has 10 Shades Of Shit Kicked Out Of Him
DOCTORS in St Vincent’s hospital in Dublin have had to seek a specialist opinion from their US counterparts this week ... -
5 Places To Take A Dump If McDonalds Go On Strike
WORKERS in McDonalds in the UK have taken strike action for the first time, demanding an end to zero hours ...