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Man Talking On Phone Frantically Looking For Phone
An Ennis man has admitted himself to a psychiatric ward following an incident earlier today. Tom Early, a 34-year-old electrician, ... -
Woman Living With Male Housemates Gives Up Hope Of Ever Sitting On Toilet Seat Again
Lisa Whelan, a 21-year-old student originally from Kildare, has finally accepted she may never sit on a toilet seat again. ... -
Mandela Deaf Signer Hired As CRC Publicist
Directors of the Central Remedial Clinic (CRC) have acted swiftly in their PR battle against the wave of criticism they ... -
Idiotic Company Try To Launch Product Without A Woman In A Bikini
News has reached WWN that a tech company operating in Dublin has redefined the definition of ‘stupidity’. The company and ... -
Man In Turmoil After Girlfriend Takes Dump In Front Of Him, Indicating Future Marriage And ...
A COUNTY Waterford man was said to be in complete and utter turmoil earlier after his long-time partner took her ... -
Connacht Fans Stay Grounded Following Victory Over Toulouse
Following Connacht’s heroic 14-16 victory against European rugby giants Toulouse, supporters have vowed to keep their collective feet on the ... -
Large Increase In Number Of Joint Rollers ‘Top-Loading’ At House Parties
A NEW Study carried out by the Central Statistics Office has found a dramatic increase in the number of joint ... -
Child’s Letter To Santa Full Of Veiled Threats
The excitement and anticipation surrounding Christmas is well and truly underway in these, the first few days of December.Homes up ... -
Gardai Pretend To Investigate Attempt On John Gilligans Life
GARDAI are said to be ‘pretending’ to investigate an attempt on career criminal John Gilligan’s life today in Dublin. A ... -
Tradition Of Overspending On Xmas Presents In Order To Be Liked Has Begun
The long standing tradition whereby people who are desperate to be loved try to achieve that goal by spending excessive ...
