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Richard Dawkins Doesn’t Exist, Claim Christians
A small group of fervent Christians have today announced that international best selling author and prominent atheist Richard Dawkins does ... -
Unemployed Man Is Refused Raise By Social Welfare Dept For Third Time In Six Years
UNEMPLOYED sports critic Alan Deegan was refused a ‘raise’ by the Social Welfare Department, even though he has been with ... -
A Quinn Family Member Dies A Little Inside Every 5 Seconds Says Concern At Launch ...
A QUINN family member will die a little inside every five seconds, according to Concern, which is launching a new ... -
Babies Who Fart In The Key Of C At Higher Risk Of Childhood Obesity, Finds ...
A REALLY important study has found that babies who break wind in the key of C are three times more ... -
“I Just Love Strangers Invading My Personal Space And Touching My Stomach” Says Pregnant Woman
Expectant mother, Sarah Curley has spoken to WWN of the immense joy and overwhelming excitement she feels when a stranger ... -
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!…Beyoncé!
WWN can exclusively report that Ireland has gone a bit mad for former Destiny’s Child singer Beyoncé. A recent WWN ... -
Irish To Remain Whitest People On Earth Following New Sunbed Laws
Initially, it was thought the regulations put forward were conceived primarily with the Nation’s health in mind but WWN has ... -
Met Eireann Weather Warning: “Jaysus, That’s Some Wind”
Galway, Mayo, Sligo, Donegal and Leitrim are set to be affected by high winds. WWN has reproduced Met Eireann’s latest ... -
“We Thought Corruption Was All Part Of Being A Government Body” Says NAMA Chief
CHAIRMAN of the National Assets Management Agency Frank Daly defended recent leaks today, stating that its members thought corruption was ... -
God Not Sure Where To Put Ronnie Biggs
A VATICAN spokesperson stated today that the almighty father of the universe has ‘no idea’ where to put the late ...
