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Church Hires JK Rowling To Rewrite The Bible
The latest PR coup for Pope Francis has seen him hire famous and revered children’s author JK Rowling to rewrite ... -
Economics Renamed ‘Having A Guess’ Following Academic Review
WWN can exclusively reveal that following a lengthy academic review carried out by the OECD, the field of Economics is ... -
Putin Has His Pet Dog Put Down For Humping Same Sex Dog
RUSSIAN NEWS agencies reported today that the country’s president, Vladimir Putin, had his pet dog put down after it ‘dry ... -
Michael O’Leary Finally Realises He’s A Bit Of A Cunt
IRISH BUSINESSMAN and chief executive officer of Ryanair, Michael O’Leary, has finally realised he’s a bit of a cunt, in ... -
Lack Of ‘Sexy’ Irish Words Hindering Erotic Novelist
Minister for Arts, Heritage and Gaeltacht Jimmy Deenihan has come under intense criticism from the country’s leading Irish language erotic ... -
Man Has A Great Idea For An App
WWN is proud to give a voice to the young and innovative people of Ireland. This week James O’Donovan, a ... -
Large Pile Of Steaming Shit Tipped To Win The Voice Of Ireland
A large pile of steaming shit is being tipped to be the winning act on RTE’s ‘singing’ competition The Voice ... -
Woman Who Doesn’t Want To Be Judged Keeps Entering Miss Ireland
Shona Rossiter, a 21-year-old student and model from Kildare has expressed her frustration at receiving constant criticism from people who ... -
Morgan Freeman Is The New Voice Of The Irish Aurals
Minister for Education Ruairi Quinn is yet again courting fresh controversy after announcing a number of changes to the Irish ... -
World Acting Like The Syrian War Has Gone Away
In some fortuitous news for embattled despot Bashar Al Assad it seems the World has decided to forget there is ...
