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‘Mad Bastard’ Buys Himself Novelty Christmas Jumper
John, the mad bastard, was out and about the other day doing some early Christmas shopping when he spotted a ... -
Family Of Kim Jong-Un Very Worried About What To Get Him For Christmas
FAMILY MEMBERS of North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un are said to be ‘very worried’ about what to get the ... -
Gardaí Appeal To Witness Who Is ‘Most Definitely Not The Attacker’
Gardaí have today made a fresh appeal for witnesses to the assault of young Cork student Cian Delaney. Mr. Delaney ... -
Lonely Irish Pensioner Actually ‘Quite Annoying’ Claim Neighbours
NEIGHBOURS of Irish pensioner James Gray have broken their silence today, with the majority of which stating that he is ... -
2013 Treasure Hunt Champions Arrested After Diggin Up €1 Million
The Gardaí are believed to have arrested two men in connection with the discovery of €1 million in a Limerick ... -
Coppers Announce €6.8 Million Profit As Gonorrhoea Cases Soar By 33%
This week in strange coincidences the HSE revealed that gonorrhoea cases in Ireland have increased by 33% in recent years ... -
Crime Journalist Paul Williams Arrested As Prime Suspect In Botched Gilligan Hit
CRIME REPORTER Paul Williams, who has made a living writing books on Ireland’s most notorious criminals, is now the main ... -
Irish Radio DJ Changes It Up, Plays ‘Blurred Lines’ For The 5,456th Time This Year
Conor Waldron, an unquestionably cool DJ working in a local radio station made the brave and bold step of changing ... -
Nearly Half a Million Irish Celebrate Double Dole Week
NEARLY five hundred thousand unemployed people in Ireland are celebrating their double dole payments this week in what is set ... -
Enda Kenny’s Family Get Excuses In Early For Not Watching Speech
At 9.30pm this Sunday evening Taoiseach Enda Kenny will address the nation on television. Speech writers have spent the last ...









