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“Those Crusty Irish Bastards Really Got Us By The Balls Now!” Admits Shell CEO
SHELL CEO Peter Voser admitted today that the shell-to-sea protesters have really got the multinational oil and gas company by the balls after a truck carrying drilling ... -
Moses Suing Apple And Samsung Over Tablet Patent
RELIGIOUS leader Moses is suing rival tablet makers Samsung and Apple over the design of their touch screen computer products, which ... -
High Court Considering ‘On The Spot Fines’ For Sexual Assault Cases Involving Rich Businessmen
THE IRISH high court today said it is considering ‘on the spot fines’ for all sexual assault cases brought against ... -
‘That’s Not What Your Mother Said Last Night’, Claims Friend Of Dublin Man
A LONG time friend of Dublin man James Dunphy claimed earlier that a comment made during a conversation at the ... -
Local band Must Be ‘Really Good Now’ After Black And White Photo Shoot, Say Fans
A LOCAL Waterford band have ‘upped the ante’ this week when it was confirmed by fans that they are ‘really good ... -
Death Of Young Woman Even More Tragic Now That She Was ‘A Fine Thing’
THE untimely death of 21-year-old Jessica Harris last Tuesday evening was said to be even ‘more tragic now’ after images ... -
Millions Of Odd Socks Also Discovered In Large Hadron Collider, Claim Scientists
HUNDREDS of millions of odd socks were said to be among just some of the strange items discovered in the large Hadron ... -
Annoying Bastard Ice-Cream Van Guy ‘Taking The Absolute Piss Now’, Says Everybody
EVERYBODY living in housing estates across the country have claimed the annoying bastard ice-cream van guy is just ‘taking the absolute piss now’, it ... -
Martin McGuinness’ Shaking Hand Under Security Lockdown Ahead Of Queen Visit
THE shaking hand of Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland, Martin McGuinness, was put under security lock down this morning ... -
Astronomy Ireland: ‘Venus Can Go Fuck Itself’
ONE of the countries most popular astronomy clubs announced today that it was sick and tired of failing to see ...
