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Mohamed Al-Fayed Calls For Inquiry Into Death Of Queens Corgi
Mohamed al Fayed has urged British Prime Minister David Cameron to order an inquiry into the recent death of the ... -
Electric Ireland: Price Hikes Unavoidable As ‘Electricity Pole Crops’ Fall Victim To Wet Summer
ENERGY provider Electric Ireland (formally ESB) announced today that a new 6% increase in electricity prices was ‘unavoidable’ due to a ... -
Will.I.am’s Latest Track Still Sounds Shit On Mars, Say Scientists
AMERICAN rapper Will.I.am’s latest single still sounds shit on Mars say NASA scientists who endured the four minute track being ... -
Sick Baby Miraculously Cured After Facebook Picture Reaches One Million Likes
A REALLY sick baby was said to have miraculously recovered this week shortly after its picture reached one million ‘likes’ ... -
Third World Children Pray For Robert Pattinson During Time Of Need
MILLIONS of third world children were said to be in prayer for Robert Pattinson this week, as news of the ... -
Mountjoy: Sean Quinn Junior To Patent Worlds First Non-Slip Soap
THEY say you can’t keep a good entrepreneur down, and they may be right, as inmate Sean Quinn Jnr applied for a ... -
“Those Crusty Irish Bastards Really Got Us By The Balls Now!” Admits Shell CEO
SHELL CEO Peter Voser admitted today that the shell-to-sea protesters have really got the multinational oil and gas company by the balls after a truck carrying drilling ... -
Moses Suing Apple And Samsung Over Tablet Patent
RELIGIOUS leader Moses is suing rival tablet makers Samsung and Apple over the design of their touch screen computer products, which ... -
High Court Considering ‘On The Spot Fines’ For Sexual Assault Cases Involving Rich Businessmen
THE IRISH high court today said it is considering ‘on the spot fines’ for all sexual assault cases brought against ... -
‘That’s Not What Your Mother Said Last Night’, Claims Friend Of Dublin Man
A LONG time friend of Dublin man James Dunphy claimed earlier that a comment made during a conversation at the ...
