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Sky Report Unexplained Surge In World News Stories In Wake Of Michael Jackson Trial
WORLD news events surged today to record the biggest one-day gain in stories since the beginning of the Michael Jackson ... -
Euro Crisis Over After Central Bank Employee Spills Coffee On Main Computer, Erasing Billions In ...
EUROPEAN countries rejoiced today after an 18-month sovereign debt crisis was brought to an end ... -
McGuinness Said To Be ‘Grasping At Straws’ As Dana’s Car Tyre ‘Blows Out’ On Motorway
SINN FEIN presidential candidate Martin McGuinness was said to be ‘grasping at straws’ today after news that Independent presidential candidate ... -
Gallagher Campaign In Jeopardy After Pitbull Terrier Claims To Be Biological Mother
PRESIDENTIAL candidate Sean Gallagher was not available for comment today after a purebred Pitbull Terrier bitch claimed she was his biological mother. ... -
All Presidential Candidates Bow Out After Realising Being President ‘Doesn’t Matter A Fuck’
AFTER a dramatic presidential debate on TV3 last night, all seven candidates decided to bow out of the race after realising ... -
New Social Network ‘Life’ Sweeps The Globe
A NEW social network called ‘Life’ has been taking the world by storm and is already tipped to become the ...
