Tag: northernireland

May Proposes ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ Approach To Irish Border

THERESA May will use today’s visit to Northern Ireland as an opportunity to propose a number of as-yet-untested solutions to the thorny border situation, including the construction of some death-defying ramps that would allow cars to cross back and forth between the Republic and the North in the style of 80s good ol’ boys the Dukes of… Read more »

Varadkar Just Fucking With DUP These Days

A PRESS release by Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has confirmed what many had already believed; that the Fine Gael leader is just ‘fucking around’ with Arlene Foster and the DUP at this stage, just to see the look on their faces change. The announcement comes following Varadkar’s decision to open this year’s Feile An Phobail festival,… Read more »

‘No’ Side Sell Posters To DUP

IN a bid to recoup losses made during their unsuccessful campaign to save the 8th amendment, pro-life protestors across the country are today gathering as many posters, banners, signs and stickers as they can after the Democratic Unionist Party issued a ‘we’ll take ’em all’ statement over the weekend. With the Republic Of Ireland taking… Read more »

British Army Torture Not Torturey Enough To Be Considered Torture, Court Rules

THE EUROPEAN COURT of Human Rights (ECHR) has rejected the assertion that the 14 men, known otherwise as the ‘Hooded Men’ were subjected to a series of torture methods by the British Army in Northern Ireland, stating that the apparent torture ‘wasn’t torturey enough’. Being placed in stress positions, subjected to white noise, sleep deprivation… Read more »