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British Soldier Has No Idea He’ll Soon Be Screaming At Elderly Belfast Woman To ‘Get ...
A BRITISH SOLDIER from Swindon is reportedly completely unaware he will be pointing a gun at an elderly woman in ... -
Latest Poll Suggests The North Would Not Like To Be Blown Up Again, Thanks
A NEW poll taken in Northern Ireland has shown that the majority of people living in the North and in ... -
Johnson Announces £2.1bn Irish Reunification Funding
CASUALLY referred to by his government as a ‘£2.1 billion No Deal and hard border funding package’, the measures contained ... -
Unionist Just One More Pallet Away From Defeating Catholics
A LOCAL ardent Unionist is revealed to have built such an impressive bonfire that he is just one more pallet ... -
DUP Awarded For Services To A United Ireland
THE DEMOCRATIC Unionist Party has been recognised for its singular and lasting contribution to securing a United Ireland at an ... -
DUP Under Threat Of Being Aborted By Gay Marriage
DESPITE a House of Commons vote putting the legalisation of same-sex marriage and abortion in Northern Ireland a near certainty ... -
Loyalists Make Switch To Carbon Free Bonfires
LOYALISTS in Northern Ireland have pledged to make this year’s Orange Order celebrations a little more green, with the introduction ... -
Irish Border Issue Steadfastly Refuses To Fuck Off
BREXITEERS have angrily expressed their frustration with the Northern Irish border, which has yet to ‘do the right thing’ and ... -
Johnson Can’t Get Smell Of Northern Ireland Off Clothes
TORY leader hopeless Boris Johnson has run up at £30,000 dry cleaning bill after failing to get the putrid stench ... -
Northern Ireland’s Politicians Go Back To Ignoring Each Other
THERE WERE applause and a standing ovation at the funeral of murdered journalist Lyra McKee after a priest called upon ...
