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Johnson Announces £2.1bn Irish Reunification Funding
CASUALLY referred to by his government as a ‘£2.1 billion No Deal and hard border funding package’, the measures contained ... -
Unionist Just One More Pallet Away From Defeating Catholics
A LOCAL ardent Unionist is revealed to have built such an impressive bonfire that he is just one more pallet ... -
DUP Awarded For Services To A United Ireland
THE DEMOCRATIC Unionist Party has been recognised for its singular and lasting contribution to securing a United Ireland at an ... -
DUP Under Threat Of Being Aborted By Gay Marriage
DESPITE a House of Commons vote putting the legalisation of same-sex marriage and abortion in Northern Ireland a near certainty ... -
Loyalists Make Switch To Carbon Free Bonfires
LOYALISTS in Northern Ireland have pledged to make this year’s Orange Order celebrations a little more green, with the introduction ... -
Irish Border Issue Steadfastly Refuses To Fuck Off
BREXITEERS have angrily expressed their frustration with the Northern Irish border, which has yet to ‘do the right thing’ and ... -
Johnson Can’t Get Smell Of Northern Ireland Off Clothes
TORY leader hopeless Boris Johnson has run up at £30,000 dry cleaning bill after failing to get the putrid stench ... -
Northern Ireland’s Politicians Go Back To Ignoring Each Other
THERE WERE applause and a standing ovation at the funeral of murdered journalist Lyra McKee after a priest called upon ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Saoradh
REPUBLICAN splinter group Saoradh has dominated headlines over the Easter weekend following the murder of a respected journalist at a ... -
EU Files Adoption Papers For Scotland, Northern Ireland
EMERGENCY actions are being put into place to ensure the safety of Scotland and Northern Ireland by adopting them into ... -
Bloody Sunday Downgraded To ‘Dignified & Appropriate Sunday’
THE Conservative Party has succeeded in their motion to rename the 1972 massacre in Derry, formerly known as ‘Bloody Sunday’, ... -
May Proposes ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ Approach To Irish Border
THERESA May will use today’s visit to Northern Ireland as an opportunity to propose a number of as-yet-untested solutions to the thorny ...
