Tag: housing

15% Of Millennials Found To Be Living With Mummified Remains Of Long-Dead Parents

NEW statistics have shown that more young people than ever before are living in their childhood homes while the petrified remains of their long-deceased parents ghoulishly sit in lifelike poses around the house, WWN can confirm. With the 18-35 year demographic, many of whom fall into the ‘millennial’ category have long struggled to find affordable accommodation which… Read more »

Eoghan Murphy Demands More Souls

WWN can exclusively reveal that Minister for Housing Eoghan Murphy is desperate to cling onto his position not because he has a clear plan on tackling the housing crisis that he is passionate about and badly needs to see through to fruition, but because the suffering endured by those in need of social and affordable… Read more »