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Group Of Adults Meeting Up Can’t Believe Group Of Teenagers Meeting Up
WHILE the vast majority of people have been doing their level best to adhere to the government’s advice on social ... -
Mother’s Day Extended Into Three Week Wine And Netflix ‘Mother’s Season’
SPECIAL laws have been put into place by the government to extend ‘Mother’s Day’ into a month-long event, much like ... -
Teresa Mannion Attached To Megaphone With Responsibility For Enforcing Self-Isolation
AS AUTHORITIES note that large swathes of the country seem to be struggling with the idea of social distancing and ... -
Dublin Canals Run Clear Amid Covid Lockdown Revealing Beautiful Shopping Trolleys, Handguns
MIRRORING incredible scenes in Venice, where tourist-free canals produced fantastic displays of marine life swimming freely in the now clear ... -
“No Shifting Anyone”; Government’s New Emergency Covid-19 Laws In Full
THE swapping of spits, mouth jousting and gymnastic contortion of tongues have been temporarily outlawed in Ireland as part of ... -
“Not All Super Villains Have Cats” State Landlords In Rousing Speech
THE landlords of Ireland, considered by themselves to be among the hardest hit by the Coronavirus, needed a win. They ... -
TV Licence Inspector Better Not Even Fucking Think About It
WITH the majority of the nation in a semi-state of lockdown, Irish citizens today warned any TV licence inspector to ... -
“Go Rev Matt Agat” Students Thank Government For Full Marks In Irish Oral Exams
THE DEPARTMENT of Education has this morning announced that Irish junior and leaving cert oral exams are to be cancelled ... -
Old Person Using Special Shopping Hours Revealed To Be Two Kids In Long Coat
EXTRA security is being put in place in supermarkets around the country after two Waterford youths attempted to avail of ... -
Local Eejits Told Now’s Really Not The Time
‘EEJITERY’, a beloved pastime of many an Irish person, is to cease across the board until further notice as part ...