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Local Eejits Told Now’s Really Not The Time
‘EEJITERY’, a beloved pastime of many an Irish person, is to cease across the board until further notice as part ... -
Saint Patrick Is Back To Banish Covid-19 & This Time He’s Pissed
WITH nothing but the sound of a lonely metal staff hitting the cobblestone streets of Temple Bar, a lonely grey ... -
Sinn Feín ‘Totally OK’ With FF/FG Taking It From Here
SINN Feín officials have reacted to the news that Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael are closing in on an agreement ... -
EU Offers Refugees At Greek Border Free Fares To Northern Italy
IN a generous move, EU officials have confirmed that asylum seekers on Greek islands would be given financial incentives to ... -
Church To Send Collection Basket Directly To Houses To Keep Parishioners Safe
THERE was good news for panicked parishioners today, after a report from the Catholic Church stating that it would absolve ... -
Local Man Not Cancelling Holidays Even If It Fucking Kills Him
A COUNTY Waterford father of two has vowed that no matter how bad the Covid-19 virus gets, he’s still going ... -
Ireland Officially Changes Covid-19 Status From “Be Grand” To “Alright, Fair Enough”
WITH TAOISEACH Leo Varadkar confirming the need to temporarily close schools, creches and colleges along with guidelines on limiting public ... -
Riding In The Time Of Coronavirus: How Single People Are Handling Things
SELF-isolating. Adequate social spacing. Phrases that have sprung into common parlance in the advent of the Coronavirus, all useful when ... -
Local Lads Look Right Hard, So They Do
A GROUP of local lads have confirmed to all onlookers that there is no need to directly tell them how ... -
“Bad Old Dose Going Around” Confirms Local Pensioner
A COUNTY Waterford woman queueing for her pension has said that there’s a bad old dose of flu going around ...