Category: POLITICS

Doctors Say Taoiseach ‘Doing Well’ After Surgery To Remove His Head From His Arse

STANDING outside the private Denis O’Brien owned Beacon Hospital earlier this morning, surgeon Michael Clark delivered the good news to an anxious public that their Taoiseach, Enda Kenny, was doing well after the successful removal of his head from his arse. The Taoiseach was rushed to hospital late yesterday evening after several suspect public utterances… Read more »

Church And State To Stay Together For The Sake Of The Kids

DESPITE being clearly unhappy in their relationship, the Church and the State have decided to stick with it to avoid any unnecessary inconvenience, particularly when it comes to upsetting the children. The pair had enjoyed a happy marriage since the formation of the Republic, and had their “honeymoon period” throughout the forties and fifties, where… Read more »

Banking Inquiry Seeks Bailout For Spiralling Costs

THE CONTROVERSIAL Oireachtas banking inquiry into the financial collapse of Ireland’s banks in 2008 has requested a €12bn bailout in order for it to continue and complete its work. Members believe there is a strong chance the committee will fail to produce a final report if there is not some form of banking inquiry bailout… Read more »

TDs To Cover Nurses Shifts During Strike Action

THE Government has been forced to put all sitting TDs to work in the Nation’s A&E departments on the 15th of December after selfish nurses who have the easiest job in the world voted in favour of industrial action earlier today. The strike action has been taken by desperate nurses who experience the devastating effects… Read more »

Delayed IBRC Inquiry Delayed By Delays

A SHOCKED public is struggling to come to terms with the delay of an inquiry set up by an Irish government, WWN can exclusively reveal. An independent inquiry set up by the current coalition Government into the write down of debt to customers of the IBRC at a cost of €2 billion to the State… Read more »

“My A&E Hell” – Leo Varadkar

MINISTER for Health Leo Varadkar has spoken for the first time of the hellish conditions in A&E departments around the country and how something must be done. Speaking exclusively to WWN in between photo ops, the minister cut a vulnerable and emotional figure. “Honestly, I don’t think people realise just how bad the situation with… Read more »