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Harris’ Shoulders Now Permanently Locked In Shrug Position
MINISTER For Health Simon Harris has been diagnosed with a chronic shoulder condition that has left him locked in a ... -
HSE To Implement ‘Deliveroo’ Style Ambulance Service
DUBLIN Fire Brigade announced plans to combat the amount of time patients spend waiting for paramedics with the introduction of a ... -
Googling Cancer Now The Number One Cause Of Cancer
A QUICK Google search on the leading causes of cancer has shown that googling the leading causes of cancer may ... -
Some Crap About Wine Causing Cancer, Just Keep Scrolling
HERE’S some crap research which somehow equates smoking 10 cigarettes to one bottle of wine but just keep on scrolling through ... -
Gang Of Polish Lads Brought In To Fix HSE
FED up with the state of the Health Service Executive, the government have turned to a crew of highly recommended Polish ... -
New Cannabis Research Paper Ideal For Making Roaches
A STARK new study that suggests the daily use of cannabis could lead to an increased likelihood of psychotic disorders ... -
World Health Organisation Urges Public To Never Trust Farts
A STARK warning from the World Health Organisation has outlined the dangers of people assuming a fart is just a ... -
Harris Confirms Nurses Strike Just Added €350m To Cost Of Children’s Hospital
MINISTER for health Simon Harris has announced that the cost of the National Children’s Hospital has crossed the €2bn mark, ... -
Considering An Abortion? Read This First
ARE you currently experiencing a crisis pregnancy in Ireland? With the recently introduced legislation which governs the legislation of termination ... -
“Fuck The Nurses,” Clarifies Government
REMOVING any ambiguity from recent comments made in public, to the Dáil, in the media and said privately when they ...