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It’s Okay, Ebola Expected To Stay In Poor Countries
INITIAL concerns around the severity of Ebola Breakout 2k19 have been alleviated by the news that the troublesome disease has managed ... -
Here’s What The HSE Is Fucking Up Today
AS HAS become apparent in recent years it is near impossible for the average person to keep abreast of the ... -
Harris’ Shoulders Now Permanently Locked In Shrug Position
MINISTER For Health Simon Harris has been diagnosed with a chronic shoulder condition that has left him locked in a ... -
HSE To Implement ‘Deliveroo’ Style Ambulance Service
DUBLIN Fire Brigade announced plans to combat the amount of time patients spend waiting for paramedics with the introduction of a ... -
Googling Cancer Now The Number One Cause Of Cancer
A QUICK Google search on the leading causes of cancer has shown that googling the leading causes of cancer may ... -
Some Crap About Wine Causing Cancer, Just Keep Scrolling
HERE’S some crap research which somehow equates smoking 10 cigarettes to one bottle of wine but just keep on scrolling through ... -
Gang Of Polish Lads Brought In To Fix HSE
FED up with the state of the Health Service Executive, the government have turned to a crew of highly recommended Polish ... -
New Cannabis Research Paper Ideal For Making Roaches
A STARK new study that suggests the daily use of cannabis could lead to an increased likelihood of psychotic disorders ... -
World Health Organisation Urges Public To Never Trust Farts
A STARK warning from the World Health Organisation has outlined the dangers of people assuming a fart is just a ... -
Harris Confirms Nurses Strike Just Added €350m To Cost Of Children’s Hospital
MINISTER for health Simon Harris has announced that the cost of the National Children’s Hospital has crossed the €2bn mark, ...
