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Surgeon Has Nagging Feeling He Removed The Wrong Lung
“LEFT? Left! Or… the right one? Yeah, the right one was the right one, or shit, was it the wrong ... -
HSE’s One Working Computer Turned On In Nervous Moment For Government IT Team
THERE were tense scenes in Dublin City centre today as a crack team of IT specialists enlisted by the government ... -
“What If We Just Change The Name?” Harris Praised For HSE Revamp Proposal
SIMON HARRIS’ political star continues to rise as the Minister for Health unveiled radical plans for the HSE, which could ... -
Man In Fear For Life After Receiving Nutribullet In Post
“WHAT is it you want from me?” screamed James Farrihan this morning, standing in the street outside his suburban Waterford ... -
Are You Always Feeling Stressed, Tired & Run Down? You Could Be A Moany Cunt
BEING constantly stressed, tired and run down can cause you problems. But why do you feel wrecked all the time? Well, according to groundbreaking new ... -
Less Sick Patients Asked To Give ‘A Dig-Out’ In A&E
WITH accident and emergency departments across the country bracing themselves ahead of the St. Patrick’s Day weekend, a plan which ... -
5 Deadly Diseases Caused By Sitting Too Close To The TV
DEADLIER than cigarettes, alcohol and heroin combined, the average household television set is the root cause of countless illnesses. In ... -
RTÉ Commission Hilarious New HSE-Based Sitcom
RTÉ have released details of their upcoming programming for the Autumn season, with a brand new sitcom based on the ... -
Local Coeliac Manages To Have Gluten Free Conversation
LOCAL coeliac James Harkin has tried everything at this stage; gluten free bread, gluten free beer, gluten free chocolate, gluten ... -
“Heads Will Definitely, Probably, Maybe, Not Roll,” Taoiseach Confirms After Grace Report
READING from the same carefully prepared statement issued the last 49 times, a report into the HSE revealed myriad shortcomings ...