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CervicalCheck Report Recommends Treating Irish Women Like Human Beings
THE SCALLY report into the CervicalCheck scandal has made 50 recommendations after publishing its 170-page report, chief among them is ... -
HSE Stripped Of Right To Call Itself A Health Service
AN INTERNATIONAL health body has stripped the HSE of its right to call itself a health service in the wake ... -
Nation Wants List Of People Being Fired By Fucking Midnight
“The list of fucking people responsible for this fucking heinous debacle needs to be on our fucking desk by midnight, as they need ... -
Cervical Cancer Tests To Automatically Come With 2nd, 3rd & 4th Tests
IRISH WOMEN undergoing cervical cancer checks will now automatically receive a second, third and fourth test in a bid to ... -
Hundreds Of Thousands Camp Out Overnight For WWN Live Show Tickets
HUNDREDS of thousands of news fans braved cold temperatures overnight to secure their tickets for what is expected to be the greatest ... -
Medical First After Woman Contracts Man Flu
THE World Health Organisation has been drafted in to help quell the rising panic being caused by one Waterford woman’s ... -
HSE Aiming For 1,000th Person On Trolley Record
MISTAKENLY thinking they are in line for some massive bonus, senior HSE management have said they will do everything in ... -
Drinking Alcohol Daily Reduces The Risk Of Growing Old By 68%
A NEW study into the effects of alcohol on ageing and the human body has proven beyond reasonable doubt that ... -
Local Woman Just 67,654 Squats Away From The Perfect Bum
AN INTENSELY focused local woman currently in the middle of a high-intensity interval training session is believed to be just ... -
“How Many Suicides Will It Take?” Government Asked Out Of Curiosity
THE IRISH public has politely asked the government, out of a general curiosity, how bad suicide rates in Ireland have ...
