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Local Man Appoints Himself World’s Foremost Expert On Coronavirus
RAISING a hand drawn certificate with the words ‘Coronvilus Espert!’ on it above his shoulders in dignified celebration, one staggeringly ... -
Furious McDonald Had Warned Kids Not To Leave House Without Balaclavas
A FURIOUS Mary Lou McDonald has been talked down by her fellow party members from giving her children 24 hours ... -
Covid-19 Threat So Great Men Now Actively Washing Hands After Using Toilet
THE SIGHT of men the world over, who normally think nothing of going a decade or so without washing their ... -
Are You Panicking About Covid-19 Enough? Follow Our Guide
ARE YOU ONE of those unfathomably stupid idiots who’s making sure to only listen to trusted experts and health officials? ... -
Media Blackout: Why Newspapers Aren’t Reporting About Covid-19 Virus
CHECK your social media feed. Check your WhatsApp groups. Check with the lad you work with who saw a video ... -
United Ireland Plans Cancelled Indefinitely As N. Ireland Corona Case Confirmed
IT WAS WITH a heavy heart all staunch Irish Republicans, who will stop at nothing until the island of Ireland ... -
ALERT: Americans With Coronavirus Symptoms Are Being Asked To Cough Directly Onto President Trump
US HEALTH officials grappling with containing the spread of the Coronavirus have issued a number of emergency alerts to citizens ... -
CONFIRMED: First Irish Corona Casualty As Couple Forced To Cancel Holiday
THE CORONAVIRUS was just a scary story, an old wives tale, an abstract concept that had no real world impact, ... -
“Coronavirus Worst Thing To Happen To China Since The Chinese Government” WHO Confirm
AS Covid-19 makes its way to Italy, forcing the shutdown of towns across the country, the World Health Organisation has ... -
Coronavirus 80% Scarier Now It Has A Code Name
THE World Health Organisation has garnered the attention of every man, woman and child who had up to this point ...
