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“World Has Suffered Enough” Eurovision Event Told
AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL and the United Nations have come together to call for the immediate cancellation of a Eurovision ‘song celebration’ ... -
Vatican Plane Douses RTÉ In Holy Water Following Normal People Episode
IT PROVED to be a sex scene too far for the Sexual Repression Enforcement Unit of the Concerned Catholic Parents ... -
Ireland ‘Set To Implode’ If It Doesn’t Have A Bit Of Craic Soon
THE cancellation of Electric Picnic 2020 has caused craicologists to move the hands of the Irish Craic Doomsday clock forward ... -
Normal People: Here’s Everything That Changed From The Book
AS its critical and commercial success continues, audiences across the world continue to be delighted with the TV adaptation of ... -
Greyhound Defies Skinny-Shaming Critics In Brave Photoshoot
“I’m just naturally skinny,” said local greyhound, Skipper, as camera bulbs flashed all around her. “I like to exercise, and ... -
Sean O’Rourke Snapped Up By MTV
RTÉ have made the decision to sell off as much lands as possible and hike the license fee as high ... -
X Æ A-12 Already Needs Software Update
A BAFFLED Elon Musk is to spend most of today on the phone with customer support after realising that his ... -
“ADELE SKINNY NOW!” Media Calmly Screams From Megaphone
CAREFUL not to giveaway any hints that they were losing they’re fucking minds over a 32-year-old women’s appearance, the media ... -
Nearly 400,000 Perverts Tune In To Watch Normal People
NEW figures released by RTÉ show that almost half a million dirty bastards tuned in to watch the latest episode ... -
Missing Teen Last Seen Watching ‘Normal People’ With Parents
THE search for missing Waterford girl Ursula Whelan continues into a second week after the 19-year-old vanished without a trace ...