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Public Urged To Just Get Used To Shootings
AS THE number of lives claimed as part of several ongoing criminal feuds across the country continues to rise, authorities ... -
Ireland’s First Acceptable Gay Passes Away
THE NATION has been given compassionate leave today as it deals with the passing of Ireland’s official grandad and first ... -
UFC Fighter Gives Unconscious Opponent Few More Punches To Be Sure
HOMEGROWN UFC hero Tommy ‘The Windmill’ Willson stunned the world of MMA over the weekend with an incredible first-round knockout ... -
Lisa Smith To Be Returned To War-Torn Hell Hole
WHILE the Irish Defence Forces are today planning a mission to extradite ‘ISIS bride’ Lisa Smith from the Turkey/ Syria ... -
Single Woman In Her 30s Down To The Absolute Dregs
ONE LOCAL single woman in her 30s is on the verge of giving up on the dating scene in Ireland ... -
Ireland Changes Its Tagline To ‘Land Of A Hundred Thousand Hostile Welcomes’
FOLLOWING the glee with which some sections of Ireland celebrated the news that 13 female asylum seekers would not be ... -
Parents Pay Emotional Tribute To PlayStation For Raring Their Kids
“You were our rock while we were hungover, you gave us leverage over our kids when they wouldn’t eat their ... -
Fucking Lunatic Using Phone While Filling Petrol
LOCAL PATROL stations have been warned to be on the look out for a total bad ass who put dozens ... -
‘Hate Speech’ Vs Freedom Of Speech: Know The Differences
HATE SPEECH legislation is being earmarked as a priority by the Fine Gael led minority government as a way to ... -
Lady Doctor Going To Lose It If She’s Called ‘Lady Doctor’ One More Time
AS IF working non-stop in one of Ireland’s overcrowded and under-resourced accident and emergency departments weren’t stressful enough, Dr. Joanne ...