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Matt Damon Held At Gunpoint & Forced To Say ‘Guinness’, ‘Tayto’ & ‘Your Country Is ...
DALKEY resident Matt Damon was finally tracked down for an exclusive interview via video call by radio station Spin 1308, ... -
Government Stick €30bn Covid Bill To Dáil Fridge
FEARS that the government may not have a valid plan for coping with Covid-19’s projected cost to the economy of ... -
“World Has Suffered Enough” Eurovision Event Told
AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL and the United Nations have come together to call for the immediate cancellation of a Eurovision ‘song celebration’ ... -
Premier League To Return Using Nike Cage Football Ad Format
IT’S THE news every soccer fan has been waiting to hear; the Premier League is back with a few tiny, ... -
“Wash Your Hands With Spit” Urges Irish Water
CONTRADICTING months of campaigning and endless guides on how to wash your hands from Irish TV presenters, Irish Water has ... -
Vatican Plane Douses RTÉ In Holy Water Following Normal People Episode
IT PROVED to be a sex scene too far for the Sexual Repression Enforcement Unit of the Concerned Catholic Parents ... -
Ireland ‘Set To Implode’ If It Doesn’t Have A Bit Of Craic Soon
THE cancellation of Electric Picnic 2020 has caused craicologists to move the hands of the Irish Craic Doomsday clock forward ... -
Waterford Mother Won’t Be Getting That Covid Vaccine, That’s For Sure
UP to eight potential Covid-19 vaccines are heading towards completion thanks to a 40-country, €7.4bn-backed effort to find a safe, ... -
Man’s Hilarious Zoom Background Offers Moment Of Relief During Meeting About Impending Layoffs
THE world may be experiencing the worst pandemic in living memory while gearing up to weather an economic crash that ... -
“Ah Sure It’s Only Direct Provision” Shrugs Nation
“Ah sure, it’s only Direct Provision” the Irish public selfishly confirmed as it learned that Covid-19 cases in Direct Provision ...