INSPIRING news has reached WWN today as New York native Perrie Baumbach set about changing the course of history after spending the last two years saving in order to hire a wrecking ball to use in an effort to smash the patriarchy. “I’m just passionate about knocking down these barriers put in front of women… Read more »
WITH Ireland still in the throes of a full-on plague of flies, WWN has gained exclusive access to the irritating insect’s chief commander, who has admitted that they’re just having a bit of a laugh at this stage. With concerns mounting worldwide about the decline in pollinating insects such as bees, there was slight relief… Read more »
AS part of our WWN opinion series, we give a voice to those less fortunate than ourselves. Today we speak to ginger person Kevin Hughes, who believes that online Ed Sheeran bashing has gone far enough, claiming gingerism is still rife in the 21st century and that everyone is in on the act. Fanta balls, ginger pubes,… Read more »
IN a bid to quieten down the annoying persistence of human rights activists, the Irish government stated it is to appoint a second asylum application processor to help people escape from Direct Provision camps around the country, maybe, when it gets a minute. Currently, there are over 4,300 asylum seekers in 34 Direct Provision centres in… Read more »
THERE was fresh drama in the ongoing build-up to the Conor McGregor/Floyd Mayweather face-off today after the Irish UFC star was rushed to hospital with a suspected broken jaw that sources are confirming came from a chewing-gum related incident during ‘trash-talking training’. McGregor, who has been spotted chewing huge wads of gum at high speeds during… Read more »
DNA EXPERTS were said to be left baffled this week after a county Tipperary man’s DNA makeup came back with a result of 57% quarter pounder meal with a coke. Patrick Maher, a bachelor who drives tractors for a living for a local farm, originally sent in a test cheek sample over two months ago in… Read more »
DUBLIN girl Emer Reilly has politely confirmed to her parents that if her upcoming 21st birthday party celebrations do not include a life size ice sculpture of herself, she will ‘fucking freak the fuck out’, WWN understands. The 20-year-old full-time drain on her parents’ finances was all set to have her mundane and run of… Read more »
THERE was bad news on the jobs front in county Louth this afternoon after Liberal.ie editor Leo Sherlock was forced to lay off almost thirteen thousand young writers in a bid to stay afloat, after a court ruling on copyright infringement cost the “sole trader” an undisclosed sum of money. Issuing an apology on TheLiberal.ie,… Read more »
NASA’S Juno mission has captured stunning images of Jupiter’s great red spot that are clearer and closer than ever before in its first flyby of the huge blemish. The US spacecraft flew just 5,600 miles over the storm late on Monday, offering humanity’s closest look yet at the iconic feature of our solar system’s largest… Read more »
