Category: BREAKING NEWS


Stop Calling Scandals ‘Something-Gate’ Media Told

THE MEDIA has been instructed to refrain from attaching the ‘gate’ suffix to all and any major or minor incidents, be they political in nature or not, as the general public has confirmed it is growing sick and tired of it. “Boris Johnston trips on a step outside an EU meeting and it’s Trip-Up-On-Step-Outside-EU-Meeting-Gate… fuck… Read more »

NASA To Confirm That Space Is Really Fucking Big

The National Aeronautics And Space Administration has issued its annual statement in which it confirms that space is, was, and continues to be head-scratchingly massive to the extent that they don’t even know what the fuck they’re looking at any more. Senior spokespeople for NASA assured astronomy enthusiasts worldwide that space is ‘so big it’ll… Read more »