GARDAÍ are warning tea drinkers over black market Lyons tea mugs which have been traded for up to €500 on the street, with personalised mug touts making hundreds of thousands of euros from the proceeds. The mugs, which are limited edition and contain the owners’ tea making credentials, were launched only weeks ago, however, opportunistic street… Read more »
A NEW study has shown that the majority of Irish people have no fear about the potential impact to the economy in the wake of a No-Deal Brexit, as they are certain they’ll be too busy laughing their arses off at the Brits. Fears over how Britain’s disorderly exit from the EU will cause chaos… Read more »
AFTER TYPING ‘What is a Brexit?’ into Google hundreds of times and finding it hard to understand the information provided, British Prime Minister Theresa May is now putting out an open call to anyone who can help in understanding the strange phenomenon that is ‘Brexit’. Possessing the inability to understand what an Article 50 actually… Read more »
REJOICE! A woman is pregnant. Rejoice again! For this is a sign from the Brexit Gods, heralding providence to the people in order to avert and stop the ‘Leave of Doom’ which leading scholars have confirmed is undoubtedly Brexit. It was confirmed today that the Seventh Sacred Sign revealed itself in the form of Meghan… Read more »
HARRY POTTER author JK Rowling has yet again revealed a nugget of previously unknown information regarding a character from her wildly popular series of books, long after the series has ended. Hedwig, Harry Potter’s pet owl, struggled with the fact he self-identified as a cat, the author explained, despite there being no evidence whatsoever of… Read more »
AN APPARENT psychopath has declared his fondness for shite and inclement weather, specifically the horrid unremitting bleakness associated with the depths of winter, WWN can reveal. Andy Colgan (33) has been eagerly anticipating the drop in temperature, the reduction in light in the evenings, the increase in the chill and rain since the end of… Read more »
USING the one unpopped party popper left over from an epic Budget 2019 Festival, the government quietly celebrated missing yet another housing target, careful to do so in an unused meeting room in Leinster House while no one was looking. Fresh off announcing a whole host of new funding for social housing to large self-generated… Read more »
A REPORT into the treatment of Garda whistleblowers by senior Garda has vindicated whistleblower Garda Maurice McCabe while pointing to a conspiracy by former Commissioner Marton Callinan and Garda press officer Dave Taylor to denigrate and tarnish the officer’s reputation all because McCabe was attempting to expose corruption within the force. The exemplary work and… Read more »
THE COUNTY of Cork is in serious danger of losing its designation as the ‘Rebel County’ after new research suggests it hasn’t rebelled in ages. The Irish Council of County Names and Nicknames (ICCNN) has warned Cork it has until May next year to rebel or it will be stripped of its treasured title. “This… Read more »
