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AS is looking likely, Theresa May’s Brexit deal will be voted down by the Houses of Parliament tomorrow during the crunch vote on the Withdrawal Agreement, but what is less clear is what happens next. Rumours that May will delay the vote cannot change the fact that when it is voted on she will likely… Read more »
ONE WATERFORD MAN has gone full time with his favourite pastime, dedicating himself fully to the joyful hobby of looking up old friends and acquaintances on Facebook in the hopes of discovering their lives are in a greater degree of disarray than his own. Cillian Hartigan (36) often trawls the social media network in search… Read more »
AFTER the GAA’S Standing Committee on the Playing Rules issued a list of proposed experimental rule changes for Gaelic Football in early October, the GAA has revealed 15 new changes after a considerable period of consultation with referees, players and officials. The SCPR revealed the 15 new rules this morning in a press conference at… Read more »
KNOWN as ‘Beast-feasters’ in their secret online communities, women and men gather on a daily basis in dark corners of the internet to discuss the ‘fuck-a-bility’ of the titular Beast from Disney’s 1991 animated classic Beauty and the Beast. Today, this stops. Are you one of the thousands of Beast lusting degenerates out there, waxing… Read more »
AN investigation into a brutal quadruple-murder in Waterford has been placed on hold, as debate rages on about the correct terminology to use in today’s more enlightened times, after confirmation that the phrase ‘manhunt’ is both outdated and insensitive. Although Waterford remains in shock after the as-yet-unnamed victims of the frenzied attack were found earlier today… Read more »
WOMEN up and down the country are finding quiet, ebullient, reserved, loud, respectful, joyous, deferential and buoyant ways to mark the passing of abortion legislation through the Dáil despite ‘Pro-Life’ TDs pointing out that some people voted No in a referendum that passed with 67% (841,233) of the electorate voting to repeal the 8th amendment…. Read more »
FAILED presidential candidate Peter Casey is to address the nation at 3pm on Christmas Day, after RTÉ secured the rights to feature the straight-talking, no-nonsense businessman after striking a deal which insiders suggest is worth at least six figures. Casey, who came second in the polls after endearing himself to the nation with a series… Read more »
A RECENT STUDY has revealed that countless people are losing out on living a full and rewarding life thanks to spending a considerable portion of their lives locked into viewing repeats of episode after episode of popular sitcom Friends, WWN can confirm. With the average person spending 43% of their lives watching Friends repeats, milestones,… Read more »
AFTER days of rebel Tory MPs and the Labour party pressuring the British prime minister Theresa May to release the legal advice the government received on the Brexit deal with the EU, it has finally been published prompting much debate and further entrenching existing political divisions, WWN can reveal. The private advice from the UK’s… Read more »
