HEADING to the beach this week? You and the rest of the country, all out to take advantage of the scorching weather we’ve been enjoying lately! If you’re taking a trip to the seaside, you’re going to want to make sure that you’re ‘beach ready’… not that your body is beach ready… that’s a load… Read more »
STAFF at Met Éireann have successfully activated a clause in their contracts which will see them net a bumper bonus, thanks in no small part to this week’s heat wave. With temperatures hitting the 20s this past weekend ,staff at the weather procurement agency hit one of their main temperature targets, helping themselves to a… Read more »
GOOD NEWS on the job from for county Cork as burgeoning monkey business has announced 23 positions, which will be filled in the coming weeks. While little detail has been given regarding the positions, anyone with previous experience in acting the maggot is encouraged to apply. “We take our monkey business seriously, so anyone with… Read more »
WWN IS committed to bringing its readers all the breaking news, but when there’s not much of that going on, we’re not adverse to spending a huge amount of money on disproving a longstanding myth. A myth that has always intrigued us is that of recently departed music legend Prince, and the absence of two… Read more »
A NEW YORK court has finally granted sitting US President Donald Trump his fourth divorce after a lengthy battle which is believed to have stretched across decades, WWN can confirm. The dissolution of the relationship between the 71-year-old and the series of events, facts and state of things as they happen, known to most people… Read more »
WATERFORD native and long-time psoriasis sufferer Martin Harkett has today put considerable thought into getting a tattoo on his face that tells well-meaning people that yes, he has indeed ‘tried sunbeds’ to alleviate his skin complaint, they weren’t effective in the slightest, but cheers for the advice. Harkett, 37, was first diagnosed with the ‘annoying-as-fuck’… Read more »
FORMER Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher has been named as one of music’s wealthiest stars in 2017, after implementing a ‘swear-jar’ system at the start of the year which has to date accrued almost £20 million. Headstrong former Oasis and Beady Eye singer Gallagher, who has a history of swearing like it’s about to be banned,… Read more »
FOR LOCAL Waterford man Barry Robbins, coming out to friends and family was reassuringly easy, with all of them fully embracing the 24-year-old’s sexuality. However, Barry subsequently found the path to finding true love was harder than he could have anticipated as the marketing executive struggled to find someone as nice as or indeed, as… Read more »
PRESIDENT of the United States of America Donald Trump has vowed to revive the country’s cotton picking industry, hinting at a welfare run scheme that will enable thousands of people on welfare to “earn their cheques” by working on plantations. Speaking at a White House press conference this afternoon, Mr. Trump outlined a detailed plan… Read more »
