Category: BREAKING NEWS


Flies Just Taking The Piss At This Stage

WITH Ireland still in the throes of a full-on plague of flies, WWN has gained exclusive access to the irritating insect’s chief commander, who has admitted that they’re just having a bit of a laugh at this stage. With concerns mounting worldwide about the decline in pollinating insects such as bees, there was slight relief… Read more »

McGregor Injures Jaw Following Chewing Gum Related Incident

THERE was fresh drama in the ongoing build-up to the Conor McGregor/Floyd Mayweather face-off today after the Irish UFC star was rushed to hospital with a suspected broken jaw that sources are confirming came from a chewing-gum related incident during ‘trash-talking training’. McGregor, who has been spotted chewing huge wads of gum at high speeds during… Read more »

Liberal.ie Forced To Lay Off 12,676 Junior Staff

THERE was bad news on the jobs front in county Louth this afternoon after Liberal.ie editor Leo Sherlock was forced to lay off almost thirteen thousand young writers in a bid to stay afloat, after a court ruling on copyright infringement cost the “sole trader” an undisclosed sum of money. Issuing an apology on TheLiberal.ie,… Read more »