Poll: Pigeons Or Seagulls?

DON’T SHIRK your responsibility you have to choose one. There can ultimately only be one, for humanity and existence itself is on a collision course with a violent reckoning.

And when that reckoning comes, a choice will have to be made. The avian civil war will not be pretty, but one of these vexatious, villainous creatures will usurp us, it is inevitable.

No matter who wins, humanity loses but you must choose. The seagull; carved by God’s hand when he welded wings to an unresolved argument, or the pigeon; a decomposing sandwich for a brain with the irritating persistence of a toddler who will not take no for an answer?

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