THE DEATH in police custody of Kurdish woman Mahsa Amini has sparked 7 days of relentless protests involving large numbers of women has led to the Iranian government admit overestimating the bullshit women will endure. “Death at the hands of the ‘morality police’ for the crime of wearing a hijab incorrectly, we must confess we… Read more »
THIS WEEK’S heatwave couldn’t have been timed better, according to those looking for a distraction from a variety of possible world-ending events. “Can’t beat a birra sun,” smiled local man Simon Scannell, relived his conversations with friends, coworkers and family are now 100% weather based earning himself a well deserved break from shitting his cacks… Read more »
A SPECIAL one-day summit of NATO, G7 and EU leaders is taking part in Brussels, with leaders from all states meeting to discuss the ongoing war in Ukraine while ‘keeping it quiet on the partying side of things’, WWN can confirm. The schedule involves a NATO meeting in the morning followed by an afternoon G7… Read more »
EXHAUSTED and unable to deal with the stress of switching on TV or catching a glimpse of a news app push notification on her mother’s phone she’s using to watch Youtube videos, 3-year-old Jess Mannigan has pleaded with those currently creating history to please ‘cut it out’. “Honestly, that’s my limit. I don’t know if… Read more »
NATIONS from across the globe have united in their condemnation of Russia’s illegal occupation of Ukrainian lands and the subsequent terrorisation and displacement of the indigenous people of that country and yes, Palestine, we see you with your hand up there, but please, not right now okay? Furthermore, Russia’s use of controversial weaponry such as… Read more »
VLADIMIR Putin’s continued feet-dragging when it comes to invading Ukraine has started to vex many other world leaders, who have issued a ‘shit or get off the pot’ edict to the Russian leader. An invasion into Ukrainian territory by Russian forces had been expected this week following months of build-up on the border, but recent… Read more »
NOT content with inspiring a mob of far-right conspiracy nuts with the mental capacity of boiled newts to crowd Labour leader Keir Starmer with chants of ‘pedo defender’, British prime embarrassment Boris Johnson has entered the discourse surrounding a controversial Holocaust joke featured by comedian Jimmy Carr in his recent Netflix special. “I feel I… Read more »
“SURE, I’m a confident guy and I have my good days with many smiles, but I can’t be Glad-imir Putin 24/7, sometimes I’m Sad-imir Putin, y’know? But those leaders, they just see Bad-imir Putin,” the words of Russian leader Vladimir Putin as he reveals for the first time the full toll the critical words from… Read more »
LOCAL authorities, regional governments and states continue in their attempts to persuade those unwilling or reluctant to get a Covid-19 vaccine to do so. Most recently the Canadian province of Quebec announced it will charge a health tax to residents who are not vaccinated. But what other high profile moves have been made around the… Read more »
IN A CLICHÉ riddled post about this year being its year, Covid-19 has insisted that while some people may have viewed its year as successful, the airborne disease feels it took the foot off the gas towards the tail end of 2021. “Sure, I got plenty of attention and airtime but it wasn’t my best… Read more »