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Taliban Stage Most Unwelcome Comeback Since Westlife
PROMISING all the old hits as well as a few new tunes, the Taliban have announced a comeback tour of ... -
“4,700 Virgin Atlantic Job Losses Worth It” Branson Confirms From Space
MOMENTS before reentering the Earth’s atmosphere, billionaire Richard Branson personally thanked all 4,700 former Virgin Atlantic employees terminated in the ... -
“12.5% Is The Irish For ‘15%'” Donohoe Tells G7 Leaders
IRELAND’S panicked Minister for Finance Paschal Donohoe has been frantically ringing world leaders attending the G7 summit in Cornwall in ... -
Epstein Prison Guards Avoid Jail, Sentenced To Death In Suspicious Accidents
THE PRISON guards who failed to watch over Jeffrey Epstein’s prison cell the night he hung himself, wink wink nudge ... -
San Andreas Fault Line Wondering If Now Is A Bad Time
THE long-awaited ‘big one’ due to hit California in the near future has been asked if it could just give ... -
Suez Canal Ship Captain Fails Three Point Turn Test
A ROUTINE competency test for a ship captain turned into a nightmare after the individual failed a basic three point ... -
‘Vaccine War’ Just The Sort Of Thing Idiotic Human Race Would Get Into During Global ...
IN A MOVE that has come as no surprise to anthropologists observing humankind, leading authorities, politicians, nations and businesses remain ... -
Trump Can Feel Bone Spurs Acting Up Again Ahead Of Impeachment Trial
WITH THE NEWS that members of his legal team have quit amid disputes over strategy for his second impeachment trial, ... -
First Vaccine Death Confirmed As Man Hit By Pfizer Delivery Truck
CONSPIRATORIAL websites around the world lit up today following the first confirmed death to be associated with the Pfizer vaccine, ... -
Remembering Those We Wish We Lost In 2020
IT’S been a year that can reasonable claim to have been worse than 2016, known chiefly for its high death ...
