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Trump Vows To Replace Ginsburg With Better Looking Woman
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has expressed his admiration for the life and work of the late Supreme Court judge Ruth ... -
Trump Requests ‘Exact Number’ Of Alive Americans He Needs For Re-Election
MATHEMATICIANS working for the Republican party have been given 24 hours to come up with a formula that will ensure ... -
Bloomberg Forces America Into Signing NDA, Never Mentioning Failed Election Bid Again
USING the same method he has used to keep former employees from speaking out about his sexual harassment and discrimination, ... -
Biden On Course To Lose To Trump In 2020 Election
RAISING A TRIUMPHANT fist in the air to loud cheers from supporters following his victorious sweep of ‘Super Tuesday’, former ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Joe Biden
THE Former vice-president of America and senator Joe Biden has seen his campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination receive a ... -
So Cute! This Little Old Man Thinks He’s Going To Be President!
IN lighter news, WWN brings you now to the United States of America, with the adorable story of a 78-year-old ... -
Trump Joins O.J. Simpson On List Of Famously Not Guilty People
THE Republican controlled Senate has voted to acquit him on charges of abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, allowing ... -
Trump Just Happy Media Not Talking About Caged Children Anymore
DELIGHTING in the fact that no matter how many times he repeats his predictable pattern of saying something utterly outrageous ... -
America Vows To Spend Eternity In Neverending Presidential Election
WITH former US vice-president Joe Biden announcing he’s running for the Democratic nomination for president, America has reaffirmed its desire ... -
Mueller Report Redacted Using Crayon
THE IMPENDING publication, by the US Department of Justice, of a redacted version of the Mueller Report has been welcomed ... -
Trump Worried He Might Lose 2020 Election Now Clinton Not Running
LEAKED private direct Twitter messages from Donald Trump to Hillary Clinton reveal that the US president is extremely worried about ... -
Work Begins On Adding Trump To Mount Rushmore
A TEAM of 97 expert sculptors with over 2,500 years of experience have begun carving the fifth and arguably most ...
