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Prototype For New American Flag Unveiled
THE WHITE HOUSE has, on this the day of America’s 242nd year of independence, unveiled a new updated flag which ... -
Barron Trump Detained After Mother Found To Have Lied On Visa Application
BARRON TRUMP has fallen foul of his father’s zero tolerance stance of immigration after consistent questions over Barron’s mother’s visa ... -
“We Were A Country Of Faking WMDs & Drone Bombing Kids, What’s Happened To Us?”
IN A RARE joint-rebuke of a sitting US president, former presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama spoke out against ... -
US President Being Sued By Pornstar Somehow Not Craziest Thing In World Right Now
THE news that an adult actress is suing the president of the United States of America for defamation of character ... -
Sign Our Petition To Prevent The Release Of Trump’s Dick Pics
LIKE us, you may have been troubled by claims from former adult actress Stormy Daniels that she not only had a ... -
Varadkar Becomes 1st Openly Gay Taoiseach To Meet Lunatic President
LEO Varadkar will enter the history books yet again tomorrow, after he becomes the first openly gay Taoiseach to meet ... -
White House Running Out Of Cardboard Boxes
AN EMERGENCY stationery order has been placed by the staff at the White House, after it was revealed that current ... -
News Delivers Some Trivial Trump Bullshit For 878th Day Running
FOR the 878th consecutive day, the media has delivered some trivial and unimportant story relating to US President Donald Trump, ... -
World To Give Up Trump For Lent
A SPOKESPERSON for planet Earth has announced that for Lent this year, the world will be giving up talking about, ... -
Investigation Launched After Donald Trump Gives Articulate Speech
CONSIDERABLE concern has been expressed with an investigation promised within the highest political offices in America following President Donald Trump’s ... -
Guide To Pretending You Don’t Know Who Stormy Daniels Is
RUMOURS surrounding the details of a supposed affair between President Donald Trump and pornstar Stormy Daniels have thrown up significant ... -
Russia Begins Grooming Bruno Mars For US Presidency
IDENTIFYING his awful music’s unique ability to divide opinion and stokes divisions in America and around the world, Russian secret ...
