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Trump Worried He Might Lose 2020 Election Now Clinton Not Running
LEAKED private direct Twitter messages from Donald Trump to Hillary Clinton reveal that the US president is extremely worried about ... -
Work Begins On Adding Trump To Mount Rushmore
A TEAM of 97 expert sculptors with over 2,500 years of experience have begun carving the fifth and arguably most ... -
Prototype For New American Flag Unveiled
THE WHITE HOUSE has, on this the day of America’s 242nd year of independence, unveiled a new updated flag which ... -
Barron Trump Detained After Mother Found To Have Lied On Visa Application
BARRON TRUMP has fallen foul of his father’s zero tolerance stance of immigration after consistent questions over Barron’s mother’s visa ... -
“We Were A Country Of Faking WMDs & Drone Bombing Kids, What’s Happened To Us?”
IN A RARE joint-rebuke of a sitting US president, former presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama spoke out against ... -
US President Being Sued By Pornstar Somehow Not Craziest Thing In World Right Now
THE news that an adult actress is suing the president of the United States of America for defamation of character ... -
Sign Our Petition To Prevent The Release Of Trump’s Dick Pics
LIKE us, you may have been troubled by claims from former adult actress Stormy Daniels that she not only had a ... -
Varadkar Becomes 1st Openly Gay Taoiseach To Meet Lunatic President
LEO Varadkar will enter the history books yet again tomorrow, after he becomes the first openly gay Taoiseach to meet ... -
White House Running Out Of Cardboard Boxes
AN EMERGENCY stationery order has been placed by the staff at the White House, after it was revealed that current ... -
News Delivers Some Trivial Trump Bullshit For 878th Day Running
FOR the 878th consecutive day, the media has delivered some trivial and unimportant story relating to US President Donald Trump, ...
