RYANAIR chief Michael O’Leary is said to be determined to ‘have the last laugh’ when it comes to Covid-19 refunds, by vengefully sending out any owed monies to customers in the form of sackfuls of 1c and 2c coins. The coins will be couriered out to the waiting customers after an EU ruling that stated… Read more »
CHIEFS of the world’s leading airlines have angrily lashed out at eco-crusading teenager Greta Thunberg over Covid-19, which has seen flights grounded worldwide and billions shaved off their stock value, WWN can report. Although the world remains on grave alert about the fate of humanity over the coming few months, reports are coming through that… Read more »
ITS no surprise to those with knowledge of Michael O’Leary that the Ryanair man has triumphed yet again in a bid to reduce costs, maximise revenue and ensure customers get the cheapest flights imaginable. Ryanair have once more turned to innovative practices within the aviation industry to ensure they remain top of the pile, this… Read more »
CRESTFALLEN Waterford man Cathal Keys boarded his flight to Germany this morning while weeping openly, after navigating his way through Dublin airport for the first time without bumping into someone he knew. Traditionally, a trip to the airport for the Tramore native isn’t complete without at least one interaction with someone he knows, usually consisting… Read more »
LOCAL Muslim Sidiq Almasi is currently dreading the three-hour flight he is about to board, after spotting a couple with a newborn baby who appear to be boarding the same plane. “Ah bollocks”, said Almasi in an exclusive interview with WWN as he sat at gate 324 in Dublin airport, on his way to Italy… Read more »