IF you’re one of few idiots who hasn’t got an upcoming essential dental appointment in Tenerife or other far flung tourist hot spots then you’ll be wrestling with the fact a nice holiday abroad remains an unrealistic goal for some time to come. Why not allow WWN Travel to help you cope with some stunning… Read more »
THE FIRST victim of what some are calling unworkable and unenforceable fines for non-essential cross border crossings was fined €100 after being found in possession of what gardaí deemed to be a non-essential border collie cross. “So what, the collie’s herding ability, its intelligence, agility and obedience isn’t enough is it? You had to go… Read more »
GROWING increasingly tired of his ‘won’t somebody think of my profits’ pleas, a generous nation has had a whip round for Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary and purchased him one non-refundable one-way ticket to Fuckoffistan, a little known island not far off the coast of the former republic of Youcangoandshite. With international travel the root cause… Read more »
A NEW EU wide ‘traffic light system’ relating to flights is expected to not expected to affect rich arseholes in any demonstrable way as they continue to do what they want. “Oh, lol, no, the pandemic is for poor people, silly,” shared one woman who hit a new personal record high this year when it… Read more »
SOME WELCOME news amidst the steady increase in Covid-19 cases as the government unveiled its new Green List for travel abroad, which will now be updated on a weekly basis in order to maximise the stress and anxiety for people who have a legitimate need to travel. Padding out what would have been a deflating… Read more »
THE GOVERNMENT is fully prepared for the Irish public to raise its collective eyebrows and label the coalition ‘mad as a boat made of sharks’ before fainting from pure shock, but the coalition has a crazy, brand new off-the-wall idea that it’s just thought of now. “Okay, okay, okay, promise to have an open mind… Read more »
LOUDLY guffawing before exclaiming “For. Fuck. Sake!” through gritted teeth, one local man who’s had more house parties than hot meals this week cannot believe the shortsighted idiocy displayed by the government, with news that on average 9,000 people per day entered Ireland from abroad via air travel in July. “Can you believe this shit,… Read more »
ALL HOTELS and empty bins now described as ‘unique staycation options’ have upped their prices to whatever amount the government staycation tax rebate people will avail of, a move described as a complete coincidence by all involved. Part of the government’s efforts to place the economy on a back up generator running on fumes, the… Read more »
TO THE SIGNIFICANT relief of many and outrage of those from Cork, the Rebel County has failed to make the cut of 15 ‘green list’ countries given the go ahead by the government as ‘safe for travel’. “It’s not even for Covid-19 related reasons, we’re just doing you all a massive favour by not including… Read more »
WITH the government again delaying their ‘green list’ of safe countries to fly abroad to during a global pandemic, many weary prospective holiday goers crave clear guidance on travel that isn’t ‘obviously don’t do it’. Using the latest science WWN Travel plugged a USB stick doused in hand santiser into the new Dáil Printer, cranked… Read more »