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Ryanair Pilot Can’t Wait To Slam Plane Onto New Dublin Airport Runway
DUBLIN’S new runway saw its first successful takeoff today, as a Ryanair flight took to the sky from the €320m ... -
You’d Think Brexit Would Mean Less Loudmouth Brits On Holiday In Europe, But No
ANY hope that Brexit would see a reduction in lagered-up British pissheads eating plates of beans in blazing sunshine of ... -
Dublin Airport Goes Missing Over Night
BELEAGUERED DUBLIN airport staff are contending with fresh customer dissatisfaction after completely losing track of the airport itself. “It was ... -
Dozens Injured In Dublin Airport ‘Bagalanche’
A CATASTROPHIC ‘bagslide’ at Dublin airport has left many people in need of medical attention, while many more remain trapped ... -
Using Your 3 New Paid Sick Days To Extend A Holiday Abroad, A Guide
ALREADY conspiring to see how to make a one-week holiday into two weeks with the government’s new sick pay scheme, ... -
Man Discovered After Being Lost For Months In Dublin Airport
A DESPERATE two-month long search for a Waterford man has been called off after he was found safe and well ... -
“I’ve Been To Lebanon, I’ve Been To Eritrea, Nothing Could Prepare Me For Dublin Airport”
MEMBERS of the Irish armed forces that have dodged PTSD for their entire careers have broken down in a shuddering ... -
Dublin Airport Calm This Morning… Too Calm…
CAUTIOUS travellers have reported that Dublin Airport seems to be moving smoothly in recent days, with no signs of the ... -
Here’s What The Dublin Airport ‘Holding Area’ For Passengers Could Look Like
THE Dublin Airport Authority has today humbly accepted apologies from passengers for causing the recent chaotic scenes and announced passengers ... -
Country In Such A Shambles You Can’t Even Emigrate Anymore
THE PROSPEROUS and affluent nation of Ireland, with a GDP larger than the the known universe, is in such a ...