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New EU Wide Travel System Not Expected To Affect Rich Pricks Who Do What They ...
A NEW EU wide ‘traffic light system’ relating to flights is expected to not expected to affect rich arseholes in ... -
Government Add Asgard, Westeros, Liliput & Tatooine To Green Travel List
SOME WELCOME news amidst the steady increase in Covid-19 cases as the government unveiled its new Green List for travel ... -
Fast Acting Government Looking Into This Totally Crazy Idea Of Restricting Flights From Non-EU Countries
THE GOVERNMENT is fully prepared for the Irish public to raise its collective eyebrows and label the coalition ‘mad as ... -
Local Man Who’s Been To 3 House Parties This Week Can’t Believe Flights Are Still ...
LOUDLY guffawing before exclaiming “For. Fuck. Sake!” through gritted teeth, one local man who’s had more house parties than hot ... -
Hotel Prices Increase Overnight To Whatever Amount The Staycation Scheme Is
ALL HOTELS and empty bins now described as ‘unique staycation options’ have upped their prices to whatever amount the government ... -
Outrage As Cork Left Off Government’s Travel ‘Green List’
TO THE SIGNIFICANT relief of many and outrage of those from Cork, the Rebel County has failed to make the ... -
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WITH the government again delaying their ‘green list’ of safe countries to fly abroad to during a global pandemic, many ... -
Coping With Not Being Able To Post Your Holiday Pics, A Guide
HAVE you spent the last four months giving out about people not social distancing, snarling at groups of teens, posting ... -
US Tourists To Be Quarantined In Carrolls Gift Shop For 2 Weeks
AFTER being pressured to halt flights from Covid-19 hotspot America, the Irish government has compromised by locking all incoming US ... -
Johnny Bollocks & The Brew Crew Promise To Socially Distance During Stag Weekend In Dublin
THE bachelor party weekend of Englishman Jonathan Barris, also known as Johnny Bollocks, and his 12-strong entourage of friends known ...
