Tag: television

“She Can’t Take Much More Captain” Screams RTÉ Player Technician As Thousands Ready To Tune In For Toy Show

AS flumes of smoke and steam fissures erupted in the basement of RTÉ, sending nuts and bolts flying in all directions, the overworked engineer assigned to RTÉ player maintenance warned “she can’t nae take anymore” ahead of tomorrow night’s Late Late Toy Show extravaganza. “Two people in Longford are watching Nationwide online, any more pressure… Read more »

Torture, Beatings, Verbal Abuse; Inside The Writers’ Room Of Sentimental Christmas Ads

WITH A torrent of sentimental Christmas ads invading TV channels again, WWN travels to London to go undercover as a junior copywriter to see how the professionals manage to shred viewers’ heartstrings and produce a successful tearjerker of a Christmas TV ad. Following a 20 minute personality test which resulted in a score of ‘dangerously… Read more »