Tag: science

Vaccine Breakthrough As Homeopathic Scientists Test Essential Oils

OXFORD scientists were initially credited with the vaccine breakthrough but it now appears a dedicated team of middle-aged mothers who believe essential oils are the cure to everything have trumped all fast-tracked government-backed vaccine trials across the world. “No. More lavender!” barked one woman, Norma Healy, who batted away nearby PHD researchers, “it’s natural healing… Read more »

God Apologises For Saggy Skin On Human Races’ Elbows

BREAKING His longstanding silence to answer queries from the general public, God Almighty has apologised for the first time regarding that saggy bit of skin on humans’ elbows. “I may have been distracted when I made that part, and for that I’m sorry,” God stated before admitting his concentration and efforts mostly went into perfecting… Read more »