EMBRACING each other while crying tears of joy; US based scientists are celebrating the news the world was desperate to hear ever since Covid-19 emerged in the Wuhan province of China late last year. For the first time since February 2020 scientists have observed mutations in conversations had by humans which contain zero trace or… Read more »
OXFORD scientists were initially credited with the vaccine breakthrough but it now appears a dedicated team of middle-aged mothers who believe essential oils are the cure to everything have trumped all fast-tracked government-backed vaccine trials across the world. “No. More lavender!” barked one woman, Norma Healy, who batted away nearby PHD researchers, “it’s natural healing… Read more »
A SPOKESPERSON for the Blarzxion-13 galaxy has stated that the region ‘kinda expected a bit more of a to-do’ in regards to their recent trip to Earth, as evidenced in footage released by the Pentagon this week. “Well that was a fucking popcorn fart” stated Blkorg, whose government had invested every last Dramaxion credit they… Read more »
THE immunology community have been told to dry their eyes about years of being ignored and under-funded and ‘make with the vaccine’ as quickly as possible, WWN can report. With experts suggesting that Covid-19 restrictions will be in place until there’s a viable vaccine, the world’s attention has turned to hordes of geeks in lab… Read more »
ONE LOCAL man is using his downtime during the ongoing pandemic to develop a new pastime of repeatedly sharing complex graphs presumably related to Covid-19 in some way, not that he’d know it. “Interesting,” went the remark penned by Waterford man John Bollins above a post on his social media accounts; three impenetrably complex graphs… Read more »
THE DISCOVERY of a mass 70 times greater than the Sun and 15,000 light years from Earth has confounded the world’s leading astronomers who claim it is twice the size of what was initially thought possible by scientists and that it has ceaseless destructive capabilities. “This is the largest supermassive black hole ever discovered, and… Read more »
VAX. Anti-Vax. Measles, smallpox. Herd immunity, government conspiracies. The only way we’ll ever know the truth, is to do the one thing that unites all threads by doing what we should always do. Follow the money. Who stands to benefit from the return of a slew of diseases with symptoms that predominantly include itchy skin… Read more »
ONCE you get passed all the boring as shit stands at BT Young Scientist which sees young Irish students trying to tackle climate change or other yawn inducing problems, these little nerds have actually been working on some pretty cool projects. We’ve collected the best of the properly weird, and listed them below. Denis Carty… Read more »
FOLLOWING the delivery of a rousing call to action at the UN climate summit pleading for collective action that could halt climate change, naturalist David Attenborough has signed up to narrate the end of human civilisation. The unprecedented documentary series ‘End of Human Civilisation’ will be broadcast by all major news outlets across the world… Read more »
BREAKING His longstanding silence to answer queries from the general public, God Almighty has apologised for the first time regarding that saggy bit of skin on humans’ elbows. “I may have been distracted when I made that part, and for that I’m sorry,” God stated before admitting his concentration and efforts mostly went into perfecting… Read more »