A TEAM of geologists, geneticists, historians, and archaeologists have gathered the largest ever dataset on the habits and lifestyles of Paleolithic era primitive male humans and concluded that much like their descendants today, the location of the clitoris was a mystery to them. “As soon as we published these findings dozens of men complained stating… Read more »
NASA’s successful mission to crash a spacecraft onto a distant asteroid has been heralded as a complete success, and proof that even deep space isn’t safe from aerial assault by the US government. The ‘DART’ mission, not affiliated with the even more dangerous transport system in Dublin, was launched in November of last year in… Read more »
A RECENT appraisal of Elon Musk related news stories, tweets and aborted business takeovers has revealed that the billionaire was much easier to stomach when his Neuralink company was killing monkeys as part of an attempt to put microchips in their brains. “I’ve sworn off Twitter, every day it’s the same parade of embarrassing try-hard… Read more »
THE first images returned by the James Webb telescope have confirmed what many have believed for years; space is big, like really big, filled with stuff that is far, far away. Like really far. “We’re talking really far, no kidding, really, really far,” confirmed one NASA scientist, as the Webb infrared space telescope returned stunning… Read more »
A NEW study published today has ruthlessly torn a previous study to shreds for ‘talking through it arse’. The cold academic language came in the wake of a study of germination period for tomato seeds in extreme weather conditions where slugs are present. “Specifically the Limax cinereoniger slug and let me tell you, those fucking… Read more »
RESEARCHERS have identified a gene which is omnipresent in and localised solely to the Irish population in one of the most fascinating scientific discoveries of the 21st century. A TCD research group has identified a gene whose overexpression accelerates the development of spiteful and resentful emotions aimed towards those who seem content, happy and/or successful,… Read more »
A SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE premise that has plagued the great scientific minds from Curie to Einstein to whoever Elon Musk pays to write his cringe inducing tweets. But despite the level of interest, there has been no large scale study into whether it is possible to ‘drop the kids off at the pool’ without adding a… Read more »
FOR OUTSTANDING contributions to innovation and research in the field of absentmindedly stabbing his pencil with a compass out of sheer boredom, 13-year-old Kevin Malally is walking home with the BT Young Scientist Award 2022. “Kevin has really shown us that there is still new and refreshing ways to poke holes in your pencil case… Read more »
A US man who received the world’s first pig heart transplant has thanked former British Prime Minister David Cameron for his well wishes but urged him that there is no need for all the flowers. Speaking from his recovery room at the University of Maryland Medical Centre, 57-year-old David Bennett said he was overwhelmed at… Read more »
SCIENTISTS at MIT have confirmed that the world will soon see television remote controls that don’t end up with a lost battery cover in just a matter of decades, WWN reports. Missing battery covers have long been the bane of man’s existence and experts now believe a new technology in development will eradicate the problem… Read more »