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Aliens Kinda Expected A Bigger Reaction From Earthlings To Be Honest
A SPOKESPERSON for the Blarzxion-13 galaxy has stated that the region ‘kinda expected a bit more of a to-do’ in ... -
Science Dorks Ordered To Hurry Up With That Vaccine Already
THE immunology community have been told to dry their eyes about years of being ignored and under-funded and ‘make with ... -
Local Man Keeps Sharing Important Looking Covid-19 Graphs He Doesn’t Understand
ONE LOCAL man is using his downtime during the ongoing pandemic to develop a new pastime of repeatedly sharing complex ... -
Scientists Discover Black Hole So Massive It ‘Should Not Exist In Our Galaxy’
THE DISCOVERY of a mass 70 times greater than the Sun and 15,000 light years from Earth has confounded the ... -
‘Big Sudocrem’ And The Rise In Measles; The Damning Truth
VAX. Anti-Vax. Measles, smallpox. Herd immunity, government conspiracies. The only way we’ll ever know the truth, is to do the ... -
5 Of The Weirdest Projects At BT Young Scientist This Year
ONCE you get passed all the boring as shit stands at BT Young Scientist which sees young Irish students trying ... -
David Attenborough Inks Deal To Narrate End Of Human Civilisation
FOLLOWING the delivery of a rousing call to action at the UN climate summit pleading for collective action that could ... -
God Apologises For Saggy Skin On Human Races’ Elbows
BREAKING His longstanding silence to answer queries from the general public, God Almighty has apologised for the first time regarding ... -
Women Don’t Fully Understand Mansplaining, Finds Study
RESULTS from a newly published study have revealed a staggering number of women don’t fully understand mansplaining and need it ... -
Neurologists Discover Part Of Brain That Tells You To Go Drinking When You’ve €29 To ...
SOME of the world’s leading brain scientists believe that they may have isolated a group of synapses deep within the ... -
Day Ruined By Realisation Your Parents Masturbate
A RECENT study into the mindset of the average member of the public has revealed that 100% of people’s day ... -
Black Hole Shaped Hole Found In Universe’s Heart
A LEADING group of astrophysicists have observed the presence of a newly formed black hole at the heart of the ...
