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New Research Shows Ancient Cavemen Had No Idea Where The Clitoris Is Either
A TEAM of geologists, geneticists, historians, and archaeologists have gathered the largest ever dataset on the habits and lifestyles of ... -
US Proves There’s Nowhere They Can’t Bomb
NASA’s successful mission to crash a spacecraft onto a distant asteroid has been heralded as a complete success, and proof ... -
Musk A Lot Less Annoying When He Was Just Killing Monkeys In Brain Chip Testing ...
A RECENT appraisal of Elon Musk related news stories, tweets and aborted business takeovers has revealed that the billionaire was ... -
Space Big As Fuck, Confirm Scientists
THE first images returned by the James Webb telescope have confirmed what many have believed for years; space is big, ... -
New Study Finds Old Study Was Talking Through Its Arse
A NEW study published today has ruthlessly torn a previous study to shreds for ‘talking through it arse’. The cold ... -
Scientists Identify ‘Begrudgery Gene’ Unique To Irish People
RESEARCHERS have identified a gene which is omnipresent in and localised solely to the Irish population in one of the ... -
Is It Possible To Do A Number 2 Without Doing A Number 1? We Investigate
A SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE premise that has plagued the great scientific minds from Curie to Einstein to whoever Elon Musk pays ... -
Student Stabbing Pencil Case With Compass Awarded BT Young Scientist Prize
FOR OUTSTANDING contributions to innovation and research in the field of absentmindedly stabbing his pencil with a compass out of ... -
David Cameron Sends First Pig Heart Transplant Patient His Well Wishes
A US man who received the world’s first pig heart transplant has thanked former British Prime Minister David Cameron for ... -
Scientists ‘Very Close’ To Developing TV Remote Control That Doesn’t Lose Battery Cover
SCIENTISTS at MIT have confirmed that the world will soon see television remote controls that don’t end up with a ... -
Signs You’re Left-Handed
ARE YOU a ciotóg? And if so what gives it away? Speaking with leading hand scientists from across the world, ... -
Greta Thunberg To Be Replaced With White Man In Hopes Climate Change Taken More Seriously
SWEDISH climate activist Greta Thunberg has been asked to ‘sit this one out’ following the publication of a terrifying new ...
