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David Attenborough Inks Deal To Narrate End Of Human Civilisation
FOLLOWING the delivery of a rousing call to action at the UN climate summit pleading for collective action that could ... -
God Apologises For Saggy Skin On Human Races’ Elbows
BREAKING His longstanding silence to answer queries from the general public, God Almighty has apologised for the first time regarding ... -
Women Don’t Fully Understand Mansplaining, Finds Study
RESULTS from a newly published study have revealed a staggering number of women don’t fully understand mansplaining and need it ... -
Neurologists Discover Part Of Brain That Tells You To Go Drinking When You’ve €29 To ...
SOME of the world’s leading brain scientists believe that they may have isolated a group of synapses deep within the ... -
Day Ruined By Realisation Your Parents Masturbate
A RECENT study into the mindset of the average member of the public has revealed that 100% of people’s day ... -
Black Hole Shaped Hole Found In Universe’s Heart
A LEADING group of astrophysicists have observed the presence of a newly formed black hole at the heart of the ... -
Scientists Discover Link Between People Who ‘Don’t Like Drama’ & Drama Occurring
PIONEERING scientists have been able to identify a link between the occurrence of high levels of drama which was highly ... -
Groundbreaking Surgery Removes Clingy Boyfriend From Girlfriend
A GRUELING 11-hour marathon operation carried out by 5 leading surgeons in Dublin, Ireland, has seen the first ever successful ... -
Cheddar Man May Have Been More Evolved Than Britain First Members, Confirm Archaeologists
FURTHER DNA analysis into the remains of Britain’s oldest known skeleton has revealed that not only did ‘Cheddar Man’ have a ... -
Being Racist Burns As Many As 400 Calories & 40,000 Brain Cells A Day
IT’s good for the body but bad for the mind, it’s official, racism burns as many as 400 calories per ...
