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Irish Scientist Discovers Super Massive Black Hole Where Ex’s Heart Should Be
A LEADING Irish astrophysicists is be heralded in the scientific community after concluding a lengthy study in the make up ... -
Archeologists Discover Proof That 33,000-Year-Old Cork Cavemen Were Absolute Doses
EXPERTS have announced that blade marks on the skeleton of a 33,000-year-old reindeer skeleton found in the Cork region is ... -
NASA Accused Of Using Drone To Perv On Mars
PERVERTS working at NASA have today been slammed for using a drone to stalk the red planet, WWN has learned. ... -
Mars Rover To Self-Isolate For 14 Days Before Exploring Planet
NASA’s groundbreaking Perseverance rover has touched down on the surface of Mars, where it will now remain in isolation for ... -
Japan Advised 2020 Probably Not Best Year To Be Bringing Asteroid Dust From Space
JAPANESE scientists are being asked if now is really the time to be examining asteroid dust collected by the Hayabusa-2 ... -
No-Kill, Lab-Grown Meat Set To Replace Whatever The Fuck Kebabs Are Made Of
THE roll-out of a new form of lab-grown meat is to be rolled out in secret to kebab shops around ... -
Pfizer Vaccine Created After Irish Intern Accidentally Spilled Flat 7UP Into Mix
HERALDED the world over as the key to ending our pandemic ravaged lives, Pfizer and BioNTech have confirmed the key ... -
Ireland To Let The Brits Have Vaccine First, See How They Get On
ALTHOUGH news of a potential Covid-19 vaccine expected in the new year has been met with joy by many, the ... -
‘Call Us When You Find Oil’, NASA Told
NASA’s ‘big news’ about the discovery of water on the moon has been met with a resounding ‘meh’ from humanity, ... -
Brexit Success As Britain Sign Trade Deal With Venus
THE CONSERVATIVE government is today hailing yet another Brexit breakthrough with the announcement that they have signed a ‘win-win’ trade ... -
BREAKING: Scientists Discover First Non-Covid Related Conversation In 6 Months
EMBRACING each other while crying tears of joy; US based scientists are celebrating the news the world was desperate to ... -
Vaccine Breakthrough As Homeopathic Scientists Test Essential Oils
OXFORD scientists were initially credited with the vaccine breakthrough but it now appears a dedicated team of middle-aged mothers who ...
