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Spice Up Your Life By Hating Other Monarchies, Here’s Why You Should Start With Belgium
TIRED of doing the same thing over and over again? Do you need to inject your life with some fresh ... -
Having No Opinion On An Infant: A Guide
PRINCE Harry and his wife Meghan Markle have posted a photo of their daughter Lilibet on her first birthday, prompting ... -
Queen Spends All Day Practicing Face-Rip-Lizard-Reveal In Mirror
FEARING that her life force may not sustain her mortal vessel for another solar cycle, the Queen has decided that ... -
40 Kate Middleton Facts To Mark Her 40th Birthday
C)ELEBRATE the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton’s 40th birthday with 40 amazing facts of the apple of England’s cataract afflicted ... -
Prince Andrew’s 14th PR Team Of The Morning Resign
TRUCK loads of image consultants, PR specialists, crisis management experts, and branding professionals were seen running from Prince Andrew’s residence ... -
Prince Andrew To Attempt Innovative ‘She’s A Lying Bitch’ Defence
PRINCE Andrew is to set a new legal precedent in his upcoming civil sexual case by claiming that the woman ... -
Royal Mint Unveils Commemorative Prince Andrew Evading Sexual Abuse Charges Coin
TO commemorate the UK Metropolitan Police ending its investigation into the alleged sexual assault of Virginia Giuffre by British Royal ... -
Prince Andrew Consults Mystical Palace Hag For Advice
THE ROYAL family’s personal witch priestess of the woods has warned Prince Andrew not to say or do anything that ... -
Exclusive Extract From Prince Harry’s Explosive Tell-All Memoir
IT’S the most hotly anticipated publishing event since Kerry Katona’s ‘How To Sing Like Me Volume 1’ book hit the ... -
Man Wanted By FBI For Questioning Takes Questions About His Dad From UK Media Instead
THERE WERE peculiar scenes in the UK in addition to The Great British Mourn-off as Prince Andrew, known for his ...
