TIRED of doing the same thing over and over again? Do you need to inject your life with some fresh hatred of a different monarchy? Why not actively seethe with rage at the injustices perpetrated by the colonisation wrought by an empire other than the British one. Break out of your predictable drudgery and boredom… Read more »
PRINCE Harry and his wife Meghan Markle have posted a photo of their daughter Lilibet on her first birthday, prompting many in the media and beyond to wonder if they should hold the adorable tyke the same scrutiny as they do her mother. If you’re unsure about whether or not you should weigh in with… Read more »
FEARING that her life force may not sustain her mortal vessel for another solar cycle, the Queen has decided that the Platinum Jubilee celebrations are the perfect time to reveal her true form to the world, and has been practising accordingly. “Left hand under right side of chin and peel upwards. Left hand under right… Read more »
C)ELEBRATE the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton’s 40th birthday with 40 amazing facts of the apple of England’s cataract afflicted eye: 1) Born in Reading, but grew up in Bucklebury in Berkshire. 2) A mold-breaking, tradition-obliterating treasure, Kate is not from royal stock herself and was born into humble beginnings as the daughter of very… Read more »
TRUCK loads of image consultants, PR specialists, crisis management experts, and branding professionals were seen running from Prince Andrew’s residence in the minutes after he confirmed his legal team would be pursuing the ‘that sexual abuse victim can’t take me to court because of the settlement she has with my dead paedophile friend’ defence. The… Read more »
PRINCE Andrew is to set a new legal precedent in his upcoming civil sexual case by claiming that the woman who is making allegations against him is making it all up, WWN can confirm. Legal advisors to Andrew have warned about the risks involved in trying to insinuate that a victim of sexual abuse is… Read more »
TO commemorate the UK Metropolitan Police ending its investigation into the alleged sexual assault of Virginia Giuffre by British Royal Prince Andrew, the Royal Mint of England has announced a new range of collectable coins to celebrate the fact, WWN reports. The £3 coin features the original image of Prince Andrew beside his accuser with… Read more »
THE ROYAL family’s personal witch priestess of the woods has warned Prince Andrew not to say or do anything that would incriminate himself ahead of an upcoming sexual assault investigation, while adding that slaying a stallion foal under moonlight before the Autumn equinox ‘wouldn’t hurt’ either. “Dame Hassara de Valentina Muerta hasn’t given an English… Read more »
IT’S the most hotly anticipated publishing event since Kerry Katona’s ‘How To Sing Like Me Volume 1’ book hit the shelves and WWN has got the much sought after first exclusive extract from Prince Harry’s memoir. In the opening pages, the former Royal explains his motivation for writing a tell-all memoir which you can read… Read more »
THERE WERE peculiar scenes in the UK in addition to The Great British Mourn-off as Prince Andrew, known for his close association with deceased human trafficker and sex abuser Jeffrey Epstein, presented himself for questioning to the UK media and not the FBI. “My father was a lovely chap,” confirmed Andrew in an interview not… Read more »