COUNTERING Meghan Markle’s experience of the media’s barely disguised, racially-motivated hatred of her, the British media insisted it has no idea how the money grabbing bitch, who should have considered herself lucky the likes of her was even allowed within 50 miles of a palace, could have gotten that impression. “Haven’t the faintest clue,” said… Read more »
SHUDDERING with every gunshot from the Royal guard’s 19th century muskets, soon-to-be princess Meghan Markle watched on as lead pummeled through the bodies of her once immediate family, gasping at every blood curdling thud. “Please don’t be worried, sweetie, we’re doing this for you,” father Tom smiles, his water-filled eyes winsing as his guard took aim, “best not watch now, go on,… Read more »
THE GLOBAL ginger community has been officially warned today not to get any big ideas after it was announced that American actor Meghan Markle is to wed ginger and royal, Prince Harry, in spring 2018 at Kensington Palace. A joint statement released by the British government and Buckingham Palace urged people with red hair to not get their hopes up… Read more »
IN typical royal family fashion, the Queen of England and her husband Prince Philip took to one of their many country estates this afternoon to hunt some peasants as part of a celebration of their 70 years of marriage together. “Pull,” yelled the Duke of Edinburgh as royal aides launched a 33-year-old peasant from a… Read more »
The tabloid media is at a virtual standstill as it prepares for Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton to reveal her latest haircut at a press conference later today. While speculation has been rife for some time, it is now clear that the wife of the future King of England, Prince William will adjust her hair… Read more »