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Putin Relying On Russian Reservists’ Ability To Respawn
IN HIS FIRST live address to the Russian public since February, Vladimir Putin announced the mobilisation of Russian reservists to ... -
Key Things Putin Learned From America’s Phony Bullshit Invasions Over The Years
SENDING your army into a sovereign nation isn’t something one does without first considering how this is going to look ... -
Putin’s Victory Day Speech Highlights
RUSSIA MARKED ‘Victory Day’ yesterday, celebrating the Soviet Union’s defeat of Nazi Germany in World War II. At the military ... -
“Say Nothing Now” Biden Slips Ukraine $33bn In Classic Grandpa Move
UKRAINIAN president Volodymyr Zelenskyy has been very quiet about where he got the money for all his new arms, prompting ... -
Putin Urged To Take Health Advice From Happy Pear
WITH rumours continuing to circulate in regards to his possible ill health, war crime aficionado Vladimir Putin has been urged ... -
Putin Pre-Records Denials For Whatever War Crimes He Commits Next Week
STRUGGLING to carve out the time necessary to deny the high volume of war crimes being committed daily by the ... -
Fears Grow Putin About To Switch Into ‘Fuck It’ Mode
HOPES that Vladimir Putin may be preparing to withdraw his troops from Ukraine and end months of slaughter in the ... -
Nation With Long History Of Overthrowing Governments Have No Plans To Do That Now
THE USA has clarified president Joe Biden’s remarks at the weekend about removing Vladimir Putin from power, stating that they ... -
Americans Shocked By President Who Speaks Off The Cuff With No Thought For Repercussions
“HOW FAR we’ve fallen, embarrassed on the world stage,” shared shell-shocked Americans still trying to come to terms with having ... -
Putin Reaching ‘End Of Goodfellas’ Levels Of Paranoia
REPORTS from Kremlin insiders have shown that Russian dictator Vladimir Putin’s paranoia has reached ‘ah here’ levels, prompting many aides ...
