Tag: property

Ireland Expected More From Millionaire Property Developer

THE nation has updated its status from ‘shocked’ to ‘profoundly disappointed’ this week after videos emerged of one of the country’s favourite multimillionaire property tycoons acting in a disrespectful manner, WWN unfortunately reports. Champion of the people, Johnny Ronan, singlehandedly tarnished decades worth of hard work by property developers who all maintain famously flawless reputations… Read more »

Devil All Good For Landlord Souls, Cheers

THE purchasing department for Hell has issued a firm warning that it has met its quota for landlord souls for 2019, and will no longer be accepting offers of souls from Irish property owners wishing to enter the rental market. In a statement stamped by the lord Beelzebub himself, Hell has firmly told those wishing… Read more »