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Ireland Expected More From Millionaire Property Developer
THE nation has updated its status from ‘shocked’ to ‘profoundly disappointed’ this week after videos emerged of one of the ... -
“Not All Super Villains Have Cats” State Landlords In Rousing Speech
THE landlords of Ireland, considered by themselves to be among the hardest hit by the Coronavirus, needed a win. They ... -
“I’m Just Milking The Bollocks Out Of This Show”
TV ARCHITECT Dermot Bannon opened up about the latest installment of Room To Improve and how using a tired ‘home ... -
Buying A House In Longford & Moving It To Dublin: We Show You How
THE latest figures from a MyHome.ie survey have shown that while house prices in Dublin have begun to fall slightly, ... -
Win! Dublin Gets Another Much Needed Soulless Hotel To Be Overcharged In
JUST WHEN you were worried Dublin wasn’t becoming a soulless vacuum quickly enough; one dominated by hotels, offices, identikit pubs ... -
Devil All Good For Landlord Souls, Cheers
THE purchasing department for Hell has issued a firm warning that it has met its quota for landlord souls for ... -
New Rent Only Apartment Complex Named ‘Worthless Peasants’
TAKING a leaf out of the book of a luxurious Dublin ‘co-living’ development in Dun Laoghaire named ‘The Orphanage’ so-called ... -
“Dance Monkey, Dance,” Landlord Tells Potential Tenants
WITH a broad beaming smile stretching itself across his face, one Dublin landlord is excitedly instructing potential tenants viewing the ... -
Renter Not Going To Risk Asking Landlord To Fix Anything
ALTHOUGH there are several things that ‘need doing’ in their one-bedroom Phibsborough apartment, renters Ian Gurnin and his girlfriend Hannah ... -
Government Holds Day Of Mourning After Housing Prices Stabilise
A FUNERAL procession with a coffin made in the shape of a 3 bed semi-detached home has been paraded around ... -
Do You Think You’re Homeless? Sorry, The Government Doesn’t Agree
THE GOVERNMENT has come out in force today to explain to many homeless people that they are not actually homeless ... -
‘Fast Track’ Apartments To Come With Celtic Tiger Era Deficiencies
A GOVERNMENT scheme which will see 1,000 ‘fast track’ apartments built around the country has come with a cast iron ...
