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New Rent Only Apartment Complex Named ‘Worthless Peasants’
TAKING a leaf out of the book of a luxurious Dublin ‘co-living’ development in Dun Laoghaire named ‘The Orphanage’ so-called ... -
“Dance Monkey, Dance,” Landlord Tells Potential Tenants
WITH a broad beaming smile stretching itself across his face, one Dublin landlord is excitedly instructing potential tenants viewing the ... -
Renter Not Going To Risk Asking Landlord To Fix Anything
ALTHOUGH there are several things that ‘need doing’ in their one-bedroom Phibsborough apartment, renters Ian Gurnin and his girlfriend Hannah ... -
Government Holds Day Of Mourning After Housing Prices Stabilise
A FUNERAL procession with a coffin made in the shape of a 3 bed semi-detached home has been paraded around ... -
Do You Think You’re Homeless? Sorry, The Government Doesn’t Agree
THE GOVERNMENT has come out in force today to explain to many homeless people that they are not actually homeless ... -
‘Fast Track’ Apartments To Come With Celtic Tiger Era Deficiencies
A GOVERNMENT scheme which will see 1,000 ‘fast track’ apartments built around the country has come with a cast iron ... -
Couple Just View Houses For The Craic Now
HAVING come to terms with the fact that their first step on the property ladder is still at least 60 ... -
Dublin Rents Hit New High After Dropping LSD
THE average price of rent in Dublin has soared again to a hallucinatory high, after it was revealed rents have ... -
New Home Queuing Touts Selling Space In Line For €5k
DESPERATE property buyers are being charged as much as €5,000 euros by queueing touts who have infiltrated a growing number ... -
“Rent Is Just Dead Money” Says Smug Fucker With Own House
LOCAL smug cunt Aaron Henderson has once again stated how great it is to live in a house that you ...
