WITHOUT wanting to inadvertently instigate a Beetlejuice type situation whereby mentioning their name three times summons them into arriving fully formed at your side, if our sources are to be believed English pillow-soft rockers Coldplay have ‘fucked off for good’. Music fans are urged not to jinx the good news by searching on Google to… Read more »
AN ELECTRIC PICNIC festival goer has admitted to being ‘devastated’ and ‘shocked’ at the news that his herculean effort in not leaving behind his tent in a heap will not see him receive some sort of Nobel Prize, WWN can confirm. Like a considerable portion of festival goers who now pack up and take their… Read more »
TODAY marks the 25th anniversary of the iconic Oasis album ‘Definitely Maybe’ which helped the band, lead by brothers Noel and Liam, announce themselves on the world stage with singles ‘Live Forever’ and ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll Star’. Relive the magic with these essential facts about the 1994 album’s recording, release and reception which even diehard… Read more »
THE IMPENETRABLE sophistication and cryptic lyrics of Aqua’s ‘Barbie Girl’, an unlikely pop hit, has defied comprehension and caused even the most insightful music and literary critics problems. Just what do the opaque, mystifying words mean? Ponder their meaning no more, as Professor Rudolf Beckner, the silent behind-the-scenes member of the pop band and celebrated… Read more »
FOR ONE lucky Irish person, their primary schools years of shrieking away at a excruciatingly ear shredding version of Three Blind Mice has paid off in spectacular fashion as they have signed a $1 million record deal with Interscope Records. Home to Dr. Dre, Lady Gaga, Lana Del Rey and now Irish man and recorder… Read more »
HOPES are fading that any survivors will be found from the wreckage of the airplane carrying rock group Rammstein, which was shot out of the air by Ukrainian separatists as the band flew over Russian and Ukrainian airspace on their ongoing tour. The heavy metal legends were last in the area for a Moscow concert in… Read more »
RAISING the flash flood threat to ‘imminent and devastating’ the Irish public has been warned to do everything in its power to prepare for a deluge of envy-inducing selfies from Waterford’s All Together Now festival. “Couldn’t get a ticket because it sold out, couldn’t get the time off work or just plain can’t afford it?… Read more »
A WATERFORD based GP has been on the receiving end of enthusiastic praise after his clinical diagnosis and intervention is set to earn one patient a quick recovery from devastating heartbreak. 23-year-old Andy Dowdall had been left bereft and lovesick following being cheated on by his former girlfriend who shall remain nameless but is known… Read more »
TEARS of joy flooded a London courtroom earlier today as the seven wrongfully convicted people known as S Club 7 were cleared of all wrongdoing and released after nearly 20 years behind bars. Along with the Maguire 7, the Birmingham 6, The Central Park 5, The Guildford 4, Fun Boy Three and 2pac Shakur, S Club… Read more »
METEOROLOGISTS have administered a Stormzy weather warning for the Glastonbury music festival, with the BBC set to transmit pictures of the rare phenomenon experts say will occur at 22.15pm tonight and cause posh people to feel uncomfortable. It had been predicted the area would experience showers of banger after banger over the weekend, but political… Read more »