DOZENS of work colleagues gave their deepest condolences to local man Gary Foley this afternoon following the devastating news that his favourite dance duo Daft Punk are to split up after 28 years, WWN has learned. Openly weeping at his desk shortly after watching an 8-minute video titled ‘Epilogue’ depicting the newly announced split, Foley… Read more »
MARRIED for 7 Hollywood years, which is 170 in normal years ‘Kimye’, the super power couple comprising Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is no more. But what is going behind the scenes as Kim fills for divorce? WWN Gossip has all the details: Under California law all divorce proceedings must take place on TMZ’s website… Read more »
WITH the exploitation of Britney Spears exploited in a new exploitative documentary now has never been a better time to reignite your passion and support for the singer by finally getting around to framing any old Britney Spears posters you have. WWN’s Off The Pulse runs you through the best frames money can buy: Timberfake… Read more »
INTERNET celebrity Chris Crocker has been exonerated after a 13-year battle in the courts over whether or not the world should leave Britney Spears alone, with judges ruling that any slagging of the popstar during her much-covered meltdown in 2007 was ill-judged and cruel. Crocker, now 33, took to the then-in-its-infancy platform of YouTube to… Read more »
ARGUABLY the most high profile celebrity pairing this side of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, the entertainment world has been rocked by speculation that Kim Kardashian is to begin divorce proceedings from her husband of 6 years, 12 reality shows and 1,174 endorsement deals, Kanye West. While many presumed the final straw for Kardashian would… Read more »
THIS year witnessed a staggering array of musical artists at the top of their game, releasing phenomenally ambitious and rewarding music. Album after album of addictive pop which pushed the boundaries like never before, along with other genres enjoying defining releases which propelled artists to new heights. For a full review of the year in… Read more »
IF A deluge of early Christmas cards are anything to go by, those closest to estranged Oasis siblings Noel and Liam Gallagher have only the one gift in mind for the pair. “It’s bad enough when two people get you the same present, but this is bollocks, innit” stressed Liam, after another exciting opening of… Read more »
“For Christ’s sakes Darrell, Aiden doesn’t even listen to experimental industrial noise anymore since the perforated eardrum incident in ’08, he’s going to hate that track,” scoffed Spotify team leader Cheryl Lyons, tasked with overseeing local man Aiden Grimshaw’s latest discover weekly playlist, “we’ve got to get this right, people, otherwise he might drift off… Read more »
LAWYERS at Universal Music are today sorting out a mammoth contract comprised of thousands of A4-sized white cards as a deal to secure the entire back catalogue of veteran singer-songwriter Bob Dylan reaches a close. “‘I the artist agree to zahabbada marshal the line’? ‘but only one time – shake it out’? There’s oceans of… Read more »
AFTER one million people signed an online petition and dozens of radio stations initiated a boycott of the song, Mariah Carey’s Christmas anthem ‘All I Want For Christmas’ will no longer be played on the airwaves due to its problematic lyrical content. “Someone is willing to give up all the presents underneath the Christmas just… Read more »