PLACING a damp cloth across his forehead and easing himself back down onto a nearby sofa, Waterford father Noel Garren (52) is yet to emerge from a dizzy spell brought about by watching the video for Cardi B’s new bop WAP aka ‘Wet Ass Pussy’. “No girls I’m alright, just a little unsteady on my… Read more »
ONE LA-based surgeon is glad to play a personal hand in aiding the recovery of entertainment industry titan Simon Cowell, who has been the subject of well wishes from around the world. While the world’s leading back surgeon never thought this day would come, Dr Clark Layton had played this exact scenario in his mind… Read more »
WITH the internet confirming “Oh no, we like her now” after shitting on her for several years in no small part due to a celebrity beef with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, WWN Music feels now is as good a time as any to get in on the act by reviewing Swift’s surprise ‘folklore’ album… Read more »
SOME HAVE said it simply can’t be done and that undertaking such an arduous and energy sapping task would drive any person to the brink of insanity, however, one local Waterford man will not stop until he lands on a radio station playing what he has described as ‘decent music’. Through the onslaught of falsely… Read more »
BACK garden revellers have been urged not to register for an ongoing ‘battle of the decimals’ which has seen thousands of neighbours trying to outdo each other’s music volume over the past several weeks. Frantically trying to drown out each other’s incredibly awful taste in music, rival neighbours began slowly upping their volumes in the… Read more »
CAREFUL not to giveaway any hints that they were losing they’re fucking minds over a 32-year-old women’s appearance, the media calmly began circling the skies over towns and cities, hanging out the side of helicopters and screaming ‘Adele skinny now!’ from megaphones and large speaker systems. Adele, a 15-time Grammy winner, is believed to have… Read more »
THERE were huge sighs of relief among ticket holders up and down the country after they monitored a list of cancelled event and thankfully found one particular gig absent as it did not meet the 100-plus person cancellation threshold. “Dark days, tough times, but the fact this is still going ahead is a ray of… Read more »
LIAM Duggen, 37, is today fiercely contesting some of the files itemised in a €9 million bill for illegally downloaded material over the course of 20 years, strongly denying that there’s any way he would have downloaded ‘AllStar’ by Smash Mouth seven separate times. Duggen, currently facing fines dating all the way back to the… Read more »
A RELIEVED community of ardent Irish music fans admitted they had all but lost hope of someone acting to prevent the Coronas from continuing to spread their harmful aurally transmitted virus on the airwaves until the Chinese government stepped up to the plate. “I’m not even going to question how it is the Chinese ever… Read more »
AGGRESSIVELY beating his chest while proclaiming “you’re looking at an innocent man” the long, neverending nightmare for Donegal crooner Daniel O’Donnell continues. O’Donnell has yet again been forced to distance himself from the murder of rapper Tupac Shakur in September 1996 and Biggie Smalls in March 1997 after being hauled in for questioning once more… Read more »