A RELIEVED community of ardent Irish music fans admitted they had all but lost hope of someone acting to prevent the Coronas from continuing to spread their harmful aurally transmitted virus on the airwaves until the Chinese government stepped up to the plate. “I’m not even going to question how it is the Chinese ever… Read more »
AGGRESSIVELY beating his chest while proclaiming “you’re looking at an innocent man” the long, neverending nightmare for Donegal crooner Daniel O’Donnell continues. O’Donnell has yet again been forced to distance himself from the murder of rapper Tupac Shakur in September 1996 and Biggie Smalls in March 1997 after being hauled in for questioning once more… Read more »
FANS HAVE BEEN queuing up outside New York’s Broadway and London’s West End areas as the fizzy drink/Andrew Loyld Webber crossover extravaganza no one knew they wanted premiers just in time for Halloween. “Brand synergy and songs bursting with juicy orange flavour? Who do I have to bribe to get a ticket,” exclaimed one excited… Read more »
WITHOUT wanting to inadvertently instigate a Beetlejuice type situation whereby mentioning their name three times summons them into arriving fully formed at your side, if our sources are to be believed English pillow-soft rockers Coldplay have ‘fucked off for good’. Music fans are urged not to jinx the good news by searching on Google to… Read more »
AN ELECTRIC PICNIC festival goer has admitted to being ‘devastated’ and ‘shocked’ at the news that his herculean effort in not leaving behind his tent in a heap will not see him receive some sort of Nobel Prize, WWN can confirm. Like a considerable portion of festival goers who now pack up and take their… Read more »
TODAY marks the 25th anniversary of the iconic Oasis album ‘Definitely Maybe’ which helped the band, lead by brothers Noel and Liam, announce themselves on the world stage with singles ‘Live Forever’ and ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll Star’. Relive the magic with these essential facts about the 1994 album’s recording, release and reception which even diehard… Read more »
THE IMPENETRABLE sophistication and cryptic lyrics of Aqua’s ‘Barbie Girl’, an unlikely pop hit, has defied comprehension and caused even the most insightful music and literary critics problems. Just what do the opaque, mystifying words mean? Ponder their meaning no more, as Professor Rudolf Beckner, the silent behind-the-scenes member of the pop band and celebrated… Read more »
FOR ONE lucky Irish person, their primary schools years of shrieking away at a excruciatingly ear shredding version of Three Blind Mice has paid off in spectacular fashion as they have signed a $1 million record deal with Interscope Records. Home to Dr. Dre, Lady Gaga, Lana Del Rey and now Irish man and recorder… Read more »
HOPES are fading that any survivors will be found from the wreckage of the airplane carrying rock group Rammstein, which was shot out of the air by Ukrainian separatists as the band flew over Russian and Ukrainian airspace on their ongoing tour. The heavy metal legends were last in the area for a Moscow concert in… Read more »
RAISING the flash flood threat to ‘imminent and devastating’ the Irish public has been warned to do everything in its power to prepare for a deluge of envy-inducing selfies from Waterford’s All Together Now festival. “Couldn’t get a ticket because it sold out, couldn’t get the time off work or just plain can’t afford it?… Read more »