IMAGES have circulated online showing the moment renowned Eurodance DJ Jonas Erik Altberg was trampled to death by a pounding house beat while on a Basshunt in Germany. The DJ, also known as Basshunter due to his love of hunting bass, had paid somewhere in the region of €10,000 to join the expedition, and had… Read more »
IT’S hard to imagine a world before Beyoncé’s seminal 2018 Coachella performance, a world besieged by famine, war, pestilence and disease, where human beings had nothing but the rags on their backs to shield them from torrential acid rain, and protect them from lethal UV rays that pierced our shattered atmosphere. Few would have believed… Read more »
TWENTY three years after the Spice Girls burst into our lives with the smash hit single Wannabe, a sensational new book penned by band member Mel B has revealed the actual meaning behind the lyrics “zig-a-zig-ah”. Melanie Brown, in no way motivated to stir controversy because she has a book to sell and Spice Girls tour… Read more »
RTÉ have urged the country not to bother looking into the litany of atrocities carried out by the Israeli government against the people of Palestine between now and the Eurovision Song Contest in Tel Aviv on May 16th, as they may dampen the nation’s enthusiasm for catchy tunes and a dazzling stage show. The statement… Read more »
BRAVE radio stations continue to share with listeners their decision to cease playing Michael Jackson on the radio in the wake of revelations contained in the HBO documentary Leaving Neverland. “This is brand new information,” confirmed a local radio DJ whose voice trembled with sympathy for Michael Jackson’s alleged victims who magically appeared out of… Read more »
TABLOID journalists have applied for the annulment of the marriage of pop superstar Ed Sheeran to his childhood sweetheart, claiming that the union contravenes the time-honoured celebrity-media matrimonial agreement. Sheeran, ungrateful after everything the mainstream media has done for him, snuck off to marry Cherry Seaborn in what has been described as an intimate ceremony in… Read more »
COMMEMORATIONS are underway marking the 5th anniversary of the cancelled Garth Brooks concerts at Croke Park saga which claimed the outrage of hundreds of thousands of ticket holders in 2014. Laying a wreath at Croke Park and wiping a tear from his eye President Michael D. Higgins said they were much to learn from the… Read more »
THE Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California, was cordoned off this morning while investigators acting on a warrant began exhuming American singer, performer and songwriter Michael Jackson for questioning over alleged child abuse allegations. The King of Pop is expected to be questioned after a new documentary by British filmmaker Dan Reed focuses on two men who claim they were sexually abused… Read more »
LEGENDARY singer-songwriter Christy Moore caught a glimpse of the world around him for the first time in over 30 years, following a revolutionary surgical procedure that pried his tightly-shut eyelids open. Christy Moore, born Christy Moore, has suffered from a rare optical condition called squintivitis since hitting the big time with Planxty back in the… Read more »
A NEW study of male singer-songwriters and lead singers of bands has revealed that to the untrained ear, they all sound like one single individual with a particularly grating whiny voice which could drive you insane, WWN can reveal. While the over-earnest, pleading vocal delivery of confessional pop/indie/R&B songs commonly found has been an ever-present… Read more »