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WHO Warns Of New Outbreak Of ‘Poxy Goths’
“GOTHS…I regret to inform you all, are back” said an exhausted and terrified looking Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, the head ... -
Band Playing Track Off New Album Declared ‘Perfect Time’ To Go For Piss
A POLL among concert-goers has revealed a number of interesting statistics, pointing towards an audience of music lovers who still ... -
Read Exclusive Excerpts From Bono’s Memoir
AFTER receiving a 1,700 page first draft from U2 frontman Bono, the publishers of his forthcoming autobiography have finally managed ... -
Local Father Gone The Second ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll Kids’ Comes On Radio
CHEST PUFFED out and his lungs expelling every morsel of energy they can muster, local misty-eyed father Martin O’Conaty is ... -
Ed Sheeran Losing Ground In West, Doubles Efforts To Maintain Control Of Dublin
ANGRY scenes have erupted in the bunkers deep below pop megastar Ed Sheeran’s house today, after reports that trains to ... -
Missing Irish Singer Songwriter Found Up His Own Hole
A LOCAL singer songwriter who has been missing since 2019 has been found safely up his own hole, WWN can ... -
Catholic Church Offer To Help Grimes & Elon Musk Get Rid Of Secret Second Child
LEARNING of the news that Grimes and her partner Elon Musk have had a second child, in secret, the Irish ... -
Court Advises Ed Sheeran To Admit He Stole Songs If He Wants To ‘Clear His ...
A LONDON High Court has suggested that singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran should simply admit he didn’t write the song Shape of ... -
Beckhams Criticised For Letting Magazine Exploit Teenage Son Like He Was A Teenage Girl
DAVID AND VICTORIA Beckham have become subject of confected outrage fueled by a knowing media for allowing their 17-year-old son ... -
Kanye West Regrets Putting Dublin Hun In Charge Of His Social Media
KANYE WEST has brought clarity to his recent Instagram beef with Billie Eilish, Pete Davison, Kim Kardashian and Kid Cudi ...
