THE Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California, was cordoned off this morning while investigators acting on a warrant began exhuming American singer, performer and songwriter Michael Jackson for questioning over alleged child abuse allegations. The King of Pop is expected to be questioned after a new documentary by British filmmaker Dan Reed focuses on two men who claim they were sexually abused… Read more »
LEGENDARY singer-songwriter Christy Moore caught a glimpse of the world around him for the first time in over 30 years, following a revolutionary surgical procedure that pried his tightly-shut eyelids open. Christy Moore, born Christy Moore, has suffered from a rare optical condition called squintivitis since hitting the big time with Planxty back in the… Read more »
A NEW study of male singer-songwriters and lead singers of bands has revealed that to the untrained ear, they all sound like one single individual with a particularly grating whiny voice which could drive you insane, WWN can reveal. While the over-earnest, pleading vocal delivery of confessional pop/indie/R&B songs commonly found has been an ever-present… Read more »
HELPLINES are now fielding calls from thousands of stricken people after the release of the first new Westlife single in over eight years, with organisers stating that they are running at ‘beyond capacity’ due to demand. ‘Hello My Love’ aired for the first time this morning on Irish radio, sending thousands of listeners into a… Read more »
2018 has undoubtedly been a great year for music, at least according to music critics, with artists at home and abroad excelling like never before. Young, virile and ingenuous artists have been breathing new life into the pop, rock, indie and dance genres, pushing music ever forward. And who better to run the rule over… Read more »
IN perhaps the starkest warning to the human race about the ravaging effects of climate change on our world, early-nineties rapper Vanilla Ice is now 80% smaller than he was at the height of his popularity, based on new aerial images of the popstar. Coming in at 1.8m tall during his Ice Ice Baby heyday,… Read more »
DEVASTATING reports reaching WWN this morning seem to confirm the worst fears of music fans everywhere. Fresh from their music being used to torture detainees in Guantanamo bay, Westlife are to reign further torture on the ear holes of the public as it seems they’re vowing to ‘never fucking off’. With fresh concert dates announced… Read more »
The Fenty Beauty and Savage X Fenty founder spoke exclusively to WWN Beauty to give you, our readers, her coveted and amazing beauty and murder tips! Natural or O.T.T it doesn’t matter “Do what’s right for you, and don’t bow to the norm, if you wanna go big it’s gonna be lit,” Rihanna told us…. Read more »
EAGER to be known as a music festival for today’s audiences, the organisers of Slane ’19 have decided to shake things up by tapping little-known rock group Metallica for the headline slot next year. Slane had been in danger of becoming known as an old fogeys rock gig, following recent performances by 80’s legends Guns N… Read more »
WITH a heavy heart, Waterford man Brian Meno has admitted to himself that although the upcoming ‘Feile Classical’ concert in Semple Stadium will be a fun, nostalgic day out with friends he hasn’t seen in years, it is increasingly unlikely that he will do quite as much finger sex with 19-year-old girls that he did… Read more »