Tag: music

We Compare Taylor Swift’s Carbon Emissions With Taylor Who Drives Drives A Suzuki Swift

THE TRACKING of high net worth celebrities with private jets revealed Taylor Swift’s private jet took 170 flights in the first half of the year generating over 8,000 tonnes of carbon emissions. WWN, in conjunction with Swift’s PR team, poses the question; could emissions largely be the fault of 1% of the global population who… Read more »

Song Lyrics That You Couldn’t Get Away With Today

POPULAR music artist Beyoncé has agreed to remove a derogatory term from a song on her current album following backlash from the snowflake generation, proving once again that straight white men really can’t say anything these days. What will they come for next? Here’s five more lyrics that we’ll probably see get cancelled before too… Read more »

Jungle No Longer Massive, Environmentalists Fear

A GROUP of botanists, environmentalists and zoologists have teamed up with a UK-based squad of junglists to discover why the once massive jungle has diminished so much over the last 30 years. “We’ve had to officially stop using the phrase ‘jungle is massive’, as it’s no longer factually correct” said Dr. Jon Stirling, also known… Read more »

WHO Warns Of New Outbreak Of ‘Poxy Goths’

“GOTHS…I regret to inform you all, are back” said an exhausted and terrified looking Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, the head of WHO, an organisation that wished the emergence of new Covid variants of concern and the spread of Monkeypox was the worst of it. “We don’t want to be here delivering this news and the… Read more »