THE CAPITAL city’s supply of swooping murder birds have welcomed the news of plans to build a rooftop cinema in Dublin, WWN can confirm. “Oh you know the type that’d love it there too, all notions and showing off on social media – they’re my favourite to decorate like a Jackson Pollock,” confirmed one seagull… Read more »
SIMILAR to the Japanese soldiers who continued to fight World War 2 for decades after it ended, WWN has learned of an Irish Army reserve soldier who has been discovered on the south east coast of Ireland, seemingly re-enacting the D-Day landing scenes of Saving Private Ryan despite director Steven Spielberg calling ‘cut’ over 20… Read more »
CONFIRMING the only way to top the insanity contained in the latest entry into their long running franchise, F9, producers of the Fast and the Furious movies are to set the next film’s action within the buck wild antics of the Donegal rallying community. “How can you top launching cars out of planes and rendering… Read more »
ARE you a Hollywood star? And like John Cena have you said something grossly offensive like ‘Taiwan is a country’ and are now being inundated with personal invitations from the Chinese government for a personal tour of a Uighur ‘re-education’ camp? Well then you might just be in a need a serious apology, so grovelling… Read more »
IN A surprising change in direction for one the world’s most famous movie franchises, Her Majesty’s most trusted spy, James Bond, is set to duke it out with a group of heinous factory workers trying to unionise in a bid to be granted permission to use the toilet without getting fired. Low wage workers haven’t… Read more »
ALWAYS a rewarding treasure trove of new TV shows and movies, just what has Netflix got in the pipeline now, and are the concepts so harebrained and ridiculous that it’s hard to decipher them from ones WWN Entertainment employed a monkey at a typewriter to come up with? Test yourself: Murder Among Murdering Murderers In… Read more »
MERE minutes into watching a movie which he insisted to his partner ‘was meant to be very good’ but is proving to be ‘pretty shit’, local man Gary Ward is suffocating under the feeling he’s never going to hear the end of this, WWN can reveal. “Bollocks,” confirmed Ward to himself as the first few… Read more »
RESPONDING to even the slightest sniff of some paid work, the huge numbers of people on the dole and PUP have besieged county Wicklow where Disney are holding an open casting call for their sequel to the Amy Adams hit ‘Enchanted’. With Ireland’s youth unemployment at an effective rate of 56.8%, Disney, who were just… Read more »
AS the first Oscars ceremony of the Covid era draws to a close, WWN turns yet again to resident film expert Owen Caulfied, for his assessment of who-won-what based on months of illegal downloading, password-skimming and VPN-enabled dodgybox delights. Over to you, Owen! Best Film: Nomadland “I can’t see why this won to be honest…. Read more »
“NOW just seems the motherfucking time for some discreet, polite communication in my roles and my life, aw shit ain’t that a motherfucker! I’ve done it again,” a frustrated Jackson explains as he reset his ‘it’s been X minutes since my last motherfucker’ timer back to zero. Evidently it’s early days but Jackson is confident… Read more »