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Woman Stopped Trying To Make Sense Of Movie Plot 30 Minutes Ago
CALLING it a pointless energy sapping exercise, local movie goer Elaine McLafflin has abandoned all hope of trying to make ... -
Avatar Sequel Set For Release 10 Years After Last Person Stopped Caring
THE MOST anticipated movie sequel of 2010 is set for release in December 2022 prompting cinema goers to begin forming ... -
Man Books Hearing Test, Eye Exam After Watching ‘The Batman’
THE home release of the latest movie adaptation of DC superhero Batman has resulted in a spike in appointments of ... -
Can You Match The Fading Celebrity To Their Favourite Dictator?
WHAT past-their-prime star from yesteryear is worth their salt without an association with some of the world’s most murderous leaders? ... -
Sorry Ukraine But Will Smith Slapped Chris Rock So We’re A Little Distracted Today
APOLOGIES have been extended to Ukrainian civilians currently on the receiving end of the most heinous and inhumane war crimes, ... -
Tom Cruise To Explain NFTs In Most Daring Mission Impossible Stunt Yet
FULL time mad bastard Thomas Cruise has clung onto planes, he’s clung onto trains, he’s even clung onto things in ... -
Actor Somehow Lands Lead Role In Play He’s Writing, Directing & Producing
WELL WISHERS were out in force on local actor Damien Doverand’s Instagram page as the actor revealed he had secured ... -
“I’ve Never Heard Of Him, But This Is Going To Make Me A Fortune,” Say ...
TWO of the world’s foremost experts in dressing up as ‘the loud obnoxious old women’ stereotype have come together for ... -
Police Use Tear Gas To Disperse Crowd Of Women Outside Jason Momoa’s House
THE HOME of newly single Hollywood star Jason Momoa resembles the heavily militarised US diplomatic greenzone as police continue to ... -
Top Contenders To Digitally Replace Donald Trump In ‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’
FORMER president and all round malignant tumour Donald Trump has a famous cameo in Home Alone 2 but in light ...
